by Tylertoad July 17, 2019
Get the Naruto Runners mug.The Maze Runner is the first book in a trilogy by James Dashner. this series will capture your heart and once it achieves that, it will tear your heart out, throw it on the ground and stomp on it. Even after knowing that, they are good books and you should read them if you haven't already! The fans of The Maze Runner are most often called Runners or Gladers.
Friend: I watched the Maze Runner last night! I love the zombies!
Glader: They are not ZOMBIES!!!! They're Cranks!( Goes on eight hour rant about the differences between Cranks and Zombies) which I wanted to do but you guys would get bored!
Glader: They are not ZOMBIES!!!! They're Cranks!( Goes on eight hour rant about the differences between Cranks and Zombies) which I wanted to do but you guys would get bored!
by Frost giant December 12, 2015
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A person , usually the lamest , brokest one out the group who they send back and forward to the store to get what they need.
by A1fromday1 December 14, 2021
Get the Store runner mug.An online adventure game that turns normal aspiring human beings into brainwashed robots.
I myself know from experience; i played this game for over 4 years starting in 2002. Let me tell you, in my 19 years of life, those 4 years were the darkest, most desolate years ever. I quit soccer two years ago to make more time to play. I ditched guitar. At this time two years ago, (1:37AM), my "rune night" would have begun and continued well into the afternoon of the next day.
The feeling while playing this game is ironically satisfactory. While playing, you think of nothing but the game. Personal and worldy affairs don't mean a thing. In fact, the most important thing on your mind is when and how you're going to get that next combat level. A news report about a bridge collapsing in Minnesota and plunging 50 cars hundereds of feet into the Mississippi river won't phase you. If you're away from runescape, i.e. in school, you find yourself thinking and fantasizing about the game, as if you're going to have sex with an incredibly gorgeous woman when you get home. Oddly enough, after playing, you feel a a feeling of resentment, from yourself and the declining number of people you know, regardless if those people you know play Runescape or not.
The addictive quailities in this game are stifling, as simple movements of the finger are ONLY required to play this game. Yet the game is a drug. The fact that goals in runescape are extremely infatuating to achieve and are much more convinient to achieve than real life goals are what make this game addicting.
Luckily, the players are in Runescape are starting to decline in terms of maturity and decency, which is helping to draw some players away. But this is not enough. If you want to quit playing, it has to hit you. I sat on my rooftop on a cold Decemeber night at 3AM after playing for hours and reflected on what Runescape does for me. The answer is it doesn't mean a god damn thing, even though those skill goals are drawing you back to the game. The thought of wasting hours to fuel a ridiculous addiction plagued me, and finally i said fuck it. I wanted to go back inside and play the game so badly, and I did. This time i took EVERY item and owned and dropped it. Made a bogus and lengthy password and recovery questions by typing in the answers while closing my eyes and my addiction was cured.
That was four months ago. I have not been back, and never will be back. My account is locked by my own doing and will forever be lost. This game came close to ruining my life, had i not taken action. Bottom line: if you are addicted and know you have to quit, do it now while the thought is fresh and before you are thrusted back into the lies of Runescape. Act now, destroy your account, and you will be cured.
I myself know from experience; i played this game for over 4 years starting in 2002. Let me tell you, in my 19 years of life, those 4 years were the darkest, most desolate years ever. I quit soccer two years ago to make more time to play. I ditched guitar. At this time two years ago, (1:37AM), my "rune night" would have begun and continued well into the afternoon of the next day.
The feeling while playing this game is ironically satisfactory. While playing, you think of nothing but the game. Personal and worldy affairs don't mean a thing. In fact, the most important thing on your mind is when and how you're going to get that next combat level. A news report about a bridge collapsing in Minnesota and plunging 50 cars hundereds of feet into the Mississippi river won't phase you. If you're away from runescape, i.e. in school, you find yourself thinking and fantasizing about the game, as if you're going to have sex with an incredibly gorgeous woman when you get home. Oddly enough, after playing, you feel a a feeling of resentment, from yourself and the declining number of people you know, regardless if those people you know play Runescape or not.
The addictive quailities in this game are stifling, as simple movements of the finger are ONLY required to play this game. Yet the game is a drug. The fact that goals in runescape are extremely infatuating to achieve and are much more convinient to achieve than real life goals are what make this game addicting.
Luckily, the players are in Runescape are starting to decline in terms of maturity and decency, which is helping to draw some players away. But this is not enough. If you want to quit playing, it has to hit you. I sat on my rooftop on a cold Decemeber night at 3AM after playing for hours and reflected on what Runescape does for me. The answer is it doesn't mean a god damn thing, even though those skill goals are drawing you back to the game. The thought of wasting hours to fuel a ridiculous addiction plagued me, and finally i said fuck it. I wanted to go back inside and play the game so badly, and I did. This time i took EVERY item and owned and dropped it. Made a bogus and lengthy password and recovery questions by typing in the answers while closing my eyes and my addiction was cured.
That was four months ago. I have not been back, and never will be back. My account is locked by my own doing and will forever be lost. This game came close to ruining my life, had i not taken action. Bottom line: if you are addicted and know you have to quit, do it now while the thought is fresh and before you are thrusted back into the lies of Runescape. Act now, destroy your account, and you will be cured.
by pajaime December 31, 2007
Get the runescape mug.Faking having to take a dump to opt out of doing something you don't want to do. A fecal ploy of sorts.
My mom asked me to help her with the dishes. I told her I had to poop and bailed. It was a total poo ruse.
by pooter diddler October 9, 2013
Get the poo ruse mug.Something that actually exists. After strenuous exercise endorphines are released creating a "high" feeling. Its not the same as a marijuana type high. Its more of a lightheaded feeling and you cant feel your body alowwing you to run even further. You wont get it if you run 5 minutes. Most feel the effect after 30-40 minutes of hard running.
Joe: Dude runner's high doesnt exist.
Bob: Thats because you only run a lap then give up you fucking pussy.
Joe: well how long do you have to run?
Bob: about half an hour.
Joe: fuck that.
exercise isnt for everyone.
Bob: Thats because you only run a lap then give up you fucking pussy.
Joe: well how long do you have to run?
Bob: about half an hour.
Joe: fuck that.
exercise isnt for everyone.
by dwagz October 11, 2009
Get the runner's high mug.an entertaining fiction novel by James Dashner about a boy named Thomas who mysteriously finds himself in a place called "the glade" with several other boys who are as clueless as he is. the glade is bordered by enormous walls that split in two on each side to a massive maze. thomas feels something strange about the place, as if he'd been there before...this book is the first of the maze runner series and is recommended (by me). the movie version is to be released in september of 2014.
by chocolateparfaitandcaramel June 15, 2014
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