rump ranger

One who explores the ass, and anal cavaties for one owns pleasure. Usually for gay men, that like men. Seriously, they have sex in the but.

The rump ranger relieved himself on Gary.

by Adibidibi March 4, 2003

rump ranger

The sick twisted behavior of faggots who pack one another in the ass an expect sane people two think this is O.K. and acceptable.

Portland's " Vaseline Alley" is a haven for rump rangers.

by Moe Foe April 13, 2005

rump ranger

rump may also be an acronym for the following: Ram it Up My Pooper. Slang term for one who prefers engaging in anal sex.

Stop looking at my ass you Rump Ranger!

by lokicaj September 15, 2008

Royal Canadian Rump Ranger

A man who can't keep his beef bus off the dirt road.

See asspirate, homofag.

So... Didja hear the Phippy's a Royal Canadian Rump Ranger

by Nitro April 12, 2004

rumspringer

An Amish "rite of passage" period whereby teenagers are permitted to indulge in certain "wild 'n' free" actions of "them English" --- such as "guzzling da Gordon's" and watching fake-fight scenes on TV --- in order to experience life outside of their communities and thus be better able to decide whether they want to continue with their insipidly-boring and oppressively-strict religion-steeped Amish ways, or live like da normal public does.

Somehow, da whole idea behind rumspringer seems like a very destructive and unwise idea... rather than Amish parents' allowing their children to totally "whoop it up big-time" --- and partake of unhealthy/dangerous activities dat could likely harm and/or negatively influence them permanently --- on just dat one glorious debauched-freedom-steeped period of their lives, why not instead merely "ease off a bit" on some of da most oppressive rules, and therefore simply let their children have a slightly-more-pleasant existence for da ENTIRE REST OF THEIR LIVES??? Da old adage, "Don't spend it all in one place!" comes to mind here --- kind of like if someone wastefully squanders his entire disability-check in just da first few days of da month ("Oh, boy --- PARTY TIME!!!) and then has nothing left to use over da entire remainder of da month, and thus has to just miserably sit around and mope in dissatisfied dejection for nearly four weeks till his next "helping of lifeblood" is released to him! Why not instead just carefully dole out said precious limited funds-allotment a little at a time over da entire month, so dat he will have enough for everything he needs?

by QuacksO February 12, 2023