rolo kiss

When your dog unexpectedly sits it's butthole on your face.

Wife, "get your butt off my face!"
Husband, "oh, did Winnie just give you a rolo kiss?"

by WatchTheFountain September 17, 2017

Rolo Phasing

When your birds fanny is hanging so you cover it in rolo pudding to make it better.

Dan found oral more enjoyable when Rolo Phasing with his girlfriend

by Ekewanka October 8, 2018

Mental Rolodex

A term derivative from the manually revolving name index found on most peoples desks from the 1970s through the times of smartphones. The term "Mental Rolodex" refers to an individual's (usually of the male gender) ability to store mental picture or scene of an encounter with a woman to use later to recreate ,re-adapt, or fabricate into a sexual scene in the mind which commonly leads to sexual orgasm by masturbatory means.

A man sees an attractive lady walking out through the aisles of grocery store. She says, "Excuse me." while reaching for the Pop Tarts, and walks off. The man goes home, and accesses his mental rolodex, which replays the encounter but this time the woman is wearing a tight dress and heels, and as she reached for the Pop Tarts, she looks at him and says "I wish you would pop-my-tart", and they start making out wildly and one thing leads to another and the next thing he knows there's jizz all over his right hand.

NOTE: The mental rolodex completely shuts off at the point of sexual climax...until another situation occurs.
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by TheRealSimonSays October 8, 2015

barrel rolo

Two Hershey's Rolo candies that come out of the package stuck together base-to-base as to resemble a barrel.

Do a barrel rolo!

by rickrolo'd August 19, 2009

rolo

A person borned in the city of Bogota, Colombia and most often recognized by his/her accent.

Llame al Rolo. (call rolo)

by Jhonny Perez April 23, 2004

rolo

A word that can be used interchangeably with the term "penis". However, most people refer to the chocolaty delicious caramel filled candy made by Nestle when speaking of rolo.

Mom: Go help me find the Rolos, they should be in aisle 4.

Daughter:I found the PENIS!

Stranger Who Does Not Understand term of Rolo: *awkwardly walks away

by liaostep August 18, 2012

Wack off Rolodex

In the process of wacking off, a man in his own mind 'flips through' images or videos of women he has met or seen throughout his life in an attempt to find the image to wack off and/or climax to. This collection of images IS the 'Wack Off Rolodex'.

"Dude, I totally used my Wack Off Rolodex, flipped to your mom, and got off the other night"

by Jleeballs April 21, 2007