roanoke college is a social, not academic, conglomerate of good looking drunk people in pastels and pearls. the typical, good looking roanoke college student possesses a casual arrogance which is eclipsed only by the size of their disposable income.
"welcome to roanoke college, your application shows little intelligence but your Lilly dress is quite becoming. here is your solo cup and your diploma! congrats on that MRS. degree, are you going to the polo match?"
by prettyboyo4 June 20, 2006
Get the Roanoke College mug.Roanoke college is a BEAUTIFUL private school located in Salem, Virginia. Roanoke is an amazing school academically. Roanoke is not for everyone though. If you are not Rich and good looking, don't bother. Attending Roanoke is like living at a 24/7 country club. Room service provided, maids, and also gourmet meals every night. Roanoke is home to amazingly hot girls and good looking men. Roanoke is very preppy and there are always people running around in the latest Ralph Lauren, Lilly, and Vineyard vines.
Salem local(working in a store)- you look good where are you going today?
Roanoke college girl- I attend Roanoke college..I'm going to class
Salem local- Oh so you're spending your 4 years at a country club. Rich fuck
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Salem local- Oh so you're spending your 4 years at a country club. Rich fuck
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A college that allows for a complete showcase of the latest Ralph Lauren styles. One need not to have brains, just money. The only thing Urban about Roanoke College is the Multi-Cultural table.
When at Roanoke College the hardest decision I make is, shall I wear the pink polo shirt or the periwinkle one?
At least I know either way my collar will be standing high with pride.
At least I know either way my collar will be standing high with pride.
by bustamove April 6, 2005
Get the Roanoke College mug.A small town located in North Carolina located right on the NC/VA state line. There's nothing there except for the ghost of a mall (the "Becker Village") and Lake Gaston. There is a Wal-Mart there as well but no Target. But hey, at least it's close to Richmond.
I was in my house in Richmond, VA, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I get the controllable urge to drive an hour south to the NC state line. I stumble upon this place known as "Roanoke Rapids, NC". Almost instantly I'm surrounded by brainless southern rednecks. lol that's NC for you -_-
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The most important part of being a student at Roanoke College is choosing which polo and pair of chinos goes best together.
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the men's soccer team are a bunch of grimy players who love to take advantage of women. and the women's soccer team are easy, no-self respect containing, sluts.
the men's soccer team are a bunch of grimy players who love to take advantage of women. and the women's soccer team are easy, no-self respect containing, sluts.
"i go to roanoke college, therefore i do not know what the words vapid and fatuous even mean."
"i play on roanoke college's soccer team. if you sleep with me, and i'll leave you with an STD."
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