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raunchy butt fruit

Residual pieces of feces, usually caught upon ass hairs, which surprise an ass muncher in the middle of their business. Coming in a variety of sizes, they may escape even the most scrutinizing eyes of a veteran ass eater and give them a mouthful of a dirty surprise.
A rare version of the raunchy butt fruit remains just inside and behind the sphincter and emerges defiantly upon anal stimulation - these are the most notorious of anal 'fruits'. Upon encountering, most anal adventurers will pull back in revile and discontinue such explorations for an extensive period of time, usually upon the stipulation of prooving sanitary conditions before excursions are begun again.
Guy: (upon eating the asshole of their significant other they discover the dingles) Holy fuck! Raunchy butt fruit! (Vomits)
Girl: Ohh my god! (flushes) I'm so sorry honey!
Guy: (finished vomitting) Holy hell that was disgusting! Have you ever heard of wiping you dirty fucking whore?!
Girl: (cries)
by godlius December 28, 2008
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Raunchy Mudslide

Accidentally shitting on your boyfriend/husbands thigh when trying to retaliate for " THE FART GAME". (Best played when truly inebriated on comped Reno Casino cocktails).
When I woke up in the morning witha raging hangover, eyes puffy from humiliated weeping, I turned to my new husband and said, "Honey, sorry I shit the bed drunk last night". He replied, "You didn't shit the bed...you shit ME! You totally gave me a Raunchy Mudslide!"
by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008
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raunchy

horny; sexually exciting and/or explicit.
That was a very raunchy movie.
by El Bichote April 23, 2003
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Raunchy Davis

The act of having anal sex before preforming fellatio with the intention of covering the penis in fecal matter.
Girl 1: Then I'm gonna sit on his dick to get it all poopy for my mouth.
Girl 2: Oh, you mean a Raunchy Davis?
by MCLEAN114 June 6, 2010
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Raunchy Dump

A term used to describe bathroom war stories. It can also be described as bad smelling, soft, multi-colored fecal matter that exits the anus in a slow and painful manner. It can also exit in multiple small pieces that sting your anus and pull on your anal hair, thus leaving fecal matter in your anal hair and hardening like glue. Making it extremely painful to wipe. If you have recurring stomach aches after having a "Raunchy Dump", contact your doctor immediately.
Our buddy Lucas, had a raunchy dump last night. The ambulance had to rescue him around one in the morning. We are awaiting health status information.
by poo hed mcgee March 14, 2014
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Raunchy McGee

A person jambs their penis down another person's throat which causes them to vomit on the penis. The penis is then slapped on the face of the person who vomited.
Jodi was sucking me off and she barfed so I took my opportunity to slap her a Raunchy McGee!
by penny man April 16, 2009
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ronchy

ronchy see skanky...basicly some really nasty-ass stuff.Makes ya wana ralf
o god that cribs ronchy
dude that skank was sooo ronchy
by patty-kake July 6, 2004
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