roodles

1. A cross breed between two grains. Rice and noodles. Thus giving us roodles. This substance is legendary, and can only be consumed at moderate amounts.

Roodles are the perfect side dish! :

by nhan January 11, 2008

pig rooter

Man who will fuck any girl, regardless of how fat and ugly she is

Oh man, that guy is a total pigrooter, did you see the fatty he did last night?

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

Rectum Rooter

That lucky fellow who has a wife or girlfriend that likes to be spontaneous while having sex with her. After being a thorough Bung Licker and totally cleansing her stink star, he reaches for his Jack Juice and liberally coats his rock hard cock and her gumhole and proceeds to enter her balloon knot ever so slowly. Once he has buried his root, balls deep in her rectum, he begins a gentle pattern of slowly withdrawing and reentering her turdcutter. He gradually builds up speed, pistoning away until reaching the point of no return and gushing his man load deep inside her tailpipe, thus being her ever loving Rectum Rooter.

Todd: Hey Larry, you have never been so relaxed. What gives?

Larry: Man, Linda was one hell of a Bag Lapper last night and she begged me to be her Rectum Rooter as I was being a Bung Tounger. She didn't have to ask me twice. The Jack Juice made it one hell of great way to dump the biggest load I ever had in her tight as hell tailhole.

Todd: Damn, at least she wasn't a Bunghole Bandit. You lucky bastard.

by The King Cornholer April 15, 2008

Rootie

/Ro͞otē/: Noun (Informal): A person who loves good food and enthusiastically seeks out detailed information about its origin.

Gordon loves knowing where and how the olives for his EVOO were grown, he is such a Rootie.

I'm not a foodie, I'm a rootie!

by Bellucci EVOO August 5, 2015

Roobles

A Chocolaty delicious Treat. Eating a Rooble is like having an entire Chocolate Factory in your mouth. (but thats impossible)

Roobles can also be a pastry, such as a muffin.

I think i'll buy a bag of Roobles today.

by AMC Enjoi Tha Sho May 19, 2008

vanilla rootbeer

a combination of vanilla and rootbeer it is low key the most amazing drink ever

that vanilla rootbeer is in fire

by Misikir Atlaye October 4, 2016

Rooters Roost

Elma highschool's, Hardcore, Kick-Ass, Name-Taking Student Section. The mission of the Elma High School Rooter's Roost is to psychologically cripple the minds of any opposing force willing to stand toe to toe with Elma High School Athletics and help our athletes en route to victory. We Promote Random Gestures and espically grunting at odd and inappropriate times. No one is alone in the roost one member begins yelling random noise the rest shall follow suit. Also, we enjoy spelling random words instead of the usual E-A-G-L-E-S. As a personnal favorite i like "give me a T-O-A-S-T".

Strollin: Roost Will we ever stop?
Rooters Roost: No! We want sum moe, we want sum moe! OR
While other team is shooting a free throw....
Scott: BEES!!!!
Rooters Roost: (Begin to act as though being attacked by swarming bees)

by Hayden_Merkt#12 February 8, 2010