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Roman Candle

When your fucking a girl standing up from behind, and you cum so hard it blasts her off your dick like a roman candle firework.

If one is skilled enough, they can actually emulate the action of a real roman candle and do this several times in a row (with a different girl each time of course, since the girl is usually injured on her way back down to earth)
dude#1: I was going at it doggy style with that girl from the bar last night, and I shit you not, i actually came so hard, that she "rocketed" off my dick and into the wall....is there even a name for that?

dude #2: holy shit dude! you perfectly executed the ROMAN CANDLE!!! you gotta show me how....
by Felix Vennegaldi March 5, 2008
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roman candle fight

It is when you have two teams and you and your friends light roman candles and shoot them at each other till one team gives up. You can also use M-80 as grenades to throw at the opposing team or bottlerockets.
Nick just got his finger blown off in a roman candle fight just now.
by Cali35 May 6, 2007
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roman candle assplosion

When your diarrhea assplosion continues in several second intervals blasting the toilet bowl like multiple shotgun blasts.
"My stomach was so messed up I lit up the crapper all morning with a roman candle assplosion."
by Sasafras68 February 23, 2009
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roman candle war

A battle that involves at least two people, that is fought using long cardboard tubes that launch balls of fire. Using roman candle in this way can be dangerous, but over all it's worth the fun.
Holy shit dude, I got the worst burn ever in that roman candle war on saturday. Oh well, it's a cool looking battle wound.
by watch for stopsigns January 10, 2007
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Roman candle

When you put a lighter up your girlfriends butt and light your ciggarette with it
"I need your roman candle to light it."
by Laura and Levi December 28, 2007
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Swedish Roman Candle

To put your thumb over the end of your dick right before a man orgasms and to let off the preasure and reapply it quickly until finished sending a roman candle like parade of seamen in to the air.
He hit her from across the room with a swedish roman candle.
by Tyler Verona February 7, 2007
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Roman candle

When one guy; or multiple men insert their testicles in a woman's vagina. Much like the balls in the tube in a roman candle
Hahaha. Dude. First ever roman candle. It was weird with 3 other guys. But she had fun
by Hachet420 July 2, 2011
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