rochford

A devote baptist. Fun is against its religion. Has a knack for fucking things up. Used in plural it is known as rochfordized.

Wow, somebody really rochfordized that!
slow

by bobroepke December 5, 2012

Rockford fosgate

Maker of the loudest, most reliable and best sounding sub woofers and in car entertainment in the world.

Most popular models include the T1 & T2 and Punch series

Dave: Oi can here that mate?
Nick: Yeah mate, thats gotta be Matt, he got a new rocky setup, its sik.
*Matt drived up*
Matt: Check this shit yo, 2 12inch rocky's, 2.5kw amp, and a dvd deck in the dash.
Dave: Whats a rocky?
Nick: Rockford Fosgate, get with the times yo.
Random neighbour: Oi, oi, shut that thing off its shaking my whole house.
Matt: Yeaya!

by Matt 'Beat Machine' Jackson August 6, 2006

Rockford Illinois

Rockford Illinois is a dumping ground in the center of Northern Illinois for every surrounding community's pedophiles and other sex-offenders. It has also recently made headlines for its corrupt and trigger-happy Police force who generally shoot first and ask questions later especially if you are Black! It is generally accepted by most who visit Rockford that it is a dead end and if you move there the property taxes and cost of living will drain you like a vampire drains the life from a victim and you will be Rockford's slave forever!

shithole, sex-offender, Jesse Jackson, corruption Rockford Illinois, Police Brutality

by RockfordSucksAssholes August 25, 2010

Rockford Lutheran

An extremely self-righteous organization in the Rockford Area that claims to have the best level of education in a city known for having the shittiest education.

Dude you got the coke?

Yeah I have 2 Keys.

Dude where'd you go to school, Rockford Lutheran? You have 3 keys.

How'd you know?

by Gangbangin December 29, 2011

rockford

Short term for one of the best car audio equipment there is. Rockford Fosgate.

That Fosgate Punch Series 3 subowoofer hits hard.

by [GS]-Schwag June 7, 2004

Rochford

Large computer that resides at Folsom High.

Includes a manuel of CISCO Networking.

This machine does not allow the users to play games.

Also see Boring.

Going to Rochford?

Yeah... No CS today.

by CCNA 3 January 28, 2005

Rockford MI

A niche little town in west michigan that is considered a suburb of grand rapids. this town is one of the biggest druggie towns in all of michigan and anyone you ask will give you the name of the local plug/ weed man. full of white boys who think they’re the shit and white girls who want to be like everyone else with lulu lemon tights and a tank top from shein. if you don’t play sports you’re basically useless to the school and will be seen as a “loser.” there’s barely any guys that are different then nike sweat pants and nike hoodie and every girl has had a phase where they thought they were rebellious and went for the alt guy. the only thing to do around here is go to Grand Rapids or walk around downtown and get harassed by the police.

Dude Rockford MI is the most ghetto rich town in michigan!

Rockford kids took my bike a hit me!

by xyar June 1, 2022