2 definition by RockfordSucksAssholes

Rockford Illinois is a dumping ground in the center of Northern Illinois for every surrounding community's pedophiles and other sex-offenders. It has also recently made headlines for its corrupt and trigger-happy Police force who generally shoot first and ask questions later especially if you are Black! It is generally accepted by most who visit Rockford that it is a dead end and if you move there the property taxes and cost of living will drain you like a vampire drains the life from a victim and you will be Rockford's slave forever!

Belvidere Illinois is a little hole of a town filled to the brim with illegal Mexicans who drain the welfare and educational systems and drive around in un-insured cars and cause accidents then disappear. It is also known for having a terrible school system and horrible roads and the downtown area is a crumbling ruin. With all of these problems Belvidere still manages to provide its ridiculously overpaid,overstaffed and overstuffed Police Department with brand new Sports Cars! Belvidere's other chief exports are Pedophiles and Cocaine! Belvidere is also known for it's horrible, dumpy and oh-so-Carnylicious Boone County Fair. Every Summer the dregs of society come out to pay a ridiculous fee to enter the Boone County Fairgrounds (A muddy field on the outskirts of Belvidere) to then be charged ridiculous fees for every attraction inside. A great place to go if you need some cheap-ass trinkety crap like Def Leppard decorative mirrors or a feathered roach clip and also if you like to risk life and limb on the rusty and unsafe "Thrill" rides! Come to Belvidere if you want to get your civil liberties violated and arrested for apparently no reason at all or if you need 20 undocumented Mexicans or a big bag of Cocaine! Oh yeah and we have a huge number of Pedophiles YAY!!!