Robobummed

The process by which AI slowly takes over the world, resulting in the human race becoming little more than items of sexual pleasure for our new robot overlords

"With AI increasingly taking our jobs, it's only a matter of time before we're all robobummed"

by PunkStuff187 March 29, 2023

robobama

The efficient, robotic, superior being that would take Obama's place if he were to have a near-fatal incident. The "Robobama" would only be considered a Robobama if the original brain were to stay in tact. Robobama, being all efficient, would seem somewhat corrupt because he would only pass new legislations that would upgrade his CPU/Personal Weapons Systems/GPS Facilities. However, citizens should not mistake Robobama as corrupt because he is just a more efficient being and his processes are more complex than the average bystander can comprehend.

Just as opposers to Obama called him Socialist, Robobama's opposers would likely accuse Robobama to subscribing to Mechanist beliefs and ideals.

Man! Isn't it sweet that they reconstituted Obama into Robobama! He's like a presidential Robocop!

by Tomgoestothemayor January 26, 2009

Robjob

The act of licking a female's anus whilst she is asleep

"I woke up last night and someone was Robjobbing me again!"

by chibichan5687 December 6, 2011

Robjob

To have sex with someone while others are in the same house/ vicinity

I went to a party the other night, and two of my friends pulled a robjob.

by Rachaelmate ;) December 16, 2008

Robjob

n)a sexual act performed by a male in which he uses one finger to stimulate a female's vaginal walls while licking around her clitoris. (also licking a female's freshly cleaned anus)
v)any act of vandalism performed against a racist or blasphemous male of high political power.

n) "You are a sexy man, thanks for the Robjob."
v) "I want to Robjob George W. Bush/Richard Nixon/Ronald Reagan."

by Robert J. Blevins July 26, 2006

Roboblasting

It's like sloppy seconds but when you blow off your friends, family, or an activity. Also is known as violently masturbating for the sake of being in a hurry or rush.

W: "Quit Roboblasting and come outside, I've been waiting for twenty five minutes.

M: "I'm not, it just takes me forever to download music when I'm in the bathroom"

by MGSquared June 30, 2014

Robobbit

(when a sex robot may sever (cut or slice in half) or completely dismember one's penis accidentally or intentionally) DUE to bad programming or Misandry

The new sex robot that microshaft, or any AI company will eventually came out with has a mode where if, you dont please her enough by bringing the proper groceries home in time, or vacuum the house in record time, she (the robot) will preform a ROBOBBIT, sneakily waiting to have sex with your robotic wife, she will ROBOBBIT, you next time your in the car together. a.k.a (bite your penis off and spit or throw it out of a window as you drive) *see the bobbit case on wikipedia)

by ceratosaur008 November 22, 2018