roadman

roadmen are teenage boys from London and wear puffer jackets (moncler,mochino,canada goose) which are mostly fake and wear shoes that are faker than katie prices tits. If you incounter one of these species you need to to know how to speak their language (skrilla, peak, man, fam, G, calm, fire, gased, opp, ends, bare.) They also carry a fanny pack or a shoulder bag holding mostly a splif or two and a trusty shank used to scare off opps (oppisite gangmember.) Even though they may try to make them self seem hard by hanging out the local macies down the road, they go home to choose what car daddys going to drive tommorow or decide what time their going to go to bed

ay G my man over there is a mad roadman you get me

Yeah man hes calm G, you know come down my ends

by sam pearson February 4, 2019

Roadman

A roadman is a deluded big headed chav, who spends their saturday mornings sitting outside Poundland next to the hobos smoking joints. They wear charity shop Adidas joggers and bin bags as coats found in a council lorry down the road. They scrapped their 2 years of education ( only made it reception) and can’t speak a word of English apart from “ I’ll shank u bruv” with a bent butter knife they stole from their mums knicker drawer.

Fat joe: did u see that roadman down the road matey
Big bill: yeah mate he said he’d shank me so I gave him 50 p and a wedgie and he was on his way

by big Barry 200 July 15, 2020

Roadman

A roadman is someone who thinks they are ‘hard’ because they wear balaclavas and have about three layers of coats on . Usually these roadmen only wear balaclavas to hide the fact that they are ugly as fuck and claim it to just be for ‘no face no case’. These roadmen seem to all somehow believe they will be rich when there older due to their 4K followers they’ve brought on ig or gained by doing promos no one gives a fuck about.

Mum - ‘You better not be friends with him , he seems very dangerous ‘
Son- ‘no worry , that is just a roadman’

by EUnknownE July 31, 2019

Roadmanian

The language that Roadmen speak.

Person 1: I can't understand what that roadman is saying.
Person 2: He's speaking Roadmanian innit.

by Roadmanian August 27, 2017

Roadman

Young teens usually from London area who wear adidas tracksuits and carry their mums' kitchen knife for 'protection' against other wastemen. Usually seen late at night and often in packs, the common wasteman involves themselves in petty crime such as stealing bikes and vandalism. Usually selling drugs or taking them, every wasteman will have a list of reliable plugs for contraband and will have a plethora of numbers able to provide various narcotics around the clock. Speaking with little grammatical structure, the common wasteman has a distinctive accent which is also a method of establishing solidarity amongst fellow waste. In terms of their likely whereabouts, wastemen usually occupy public areas such as the park or outside the kebab shop. Speaking of which, the local kebab centre is commonly referred to as the wastemans' synagogue where such individuals spent a considedable amount of time, congregating with others alike. Although seen as an annoyance, the common wasteman will establish a unique bond with the local corner shop owner which is often visible through the mutual use of the title 'bossman' when communicating with one another. Although thoroughly defined, here are a few other common traits that are associated with wastemen,

- Driving cars with tinted windows
- Stealing money from parent(s)
- Buying 39p energy drinks/crisps
- Unjustifiable and non-sensical hatred for the police
-Listens to grime
- General lowlife
- Uses nokia brick

*drives past the chippy and sees a roadman with a stolen bike smoking a joint whilst drinking emerge and playing skepta off his trap phone.

Fucking wastemen

by Randeloy smite June 20, 2018

year 7 roadman

A kid between the ages 11 and 12, who thinks they are bad because they wear a puffer jacket, listen to bbk and do mandy.

Callum: hes a year 7 roadman, what a nutty geezer

by Doyoulikebread October 9, 2016

Roadmaster

A Buick built in the 1950's and then was brought back from 1994-1996 along with the Chevy Impala SS. It sports the Chevy LT1 fuel injected small block V8, pushing 260HP and 335 lb-ft torque.

The 1995 Buick Roadmaster sedan was tested to run a flat 15 second quarter mile.

Hey look... It's a bird... no it's a Chevy Caprice... No it's a Buick Roadmaster.

AND IT'S KICKING THAT CIVIC's ASS.

by gungho1011201 March 15, 2009