roadblock woman

A female bodybuilder; derived from the Devine ability to stop traffic with sheer force of muscle.

Why is there a roadblock woman in my explore feed?

by roadblocklover123 November 20, 2018

Jewish Roadblock

When two cars are driving the same speed in both lanes blocking the road for anyone who wants to pass.

Billy was jewish roadblocking the tailgater behind him.

by Billy555555555555 June 21, 2008

alaskan roadblock

When you're fucking a girl in the ass but there is an incredibley hard shit in the way.

1: Hey! Get yo' dick wet?
2: Naw man there was an Alaskan roadblock that was cock blockin the hershey highway.

by ChimpyOC November 20, 2009

Idaho roadblock

A preemptive shielding of the asshole, be it the use of duct tape or plaster, to prevent ass rapage in a bad neighborhood. It is called the Idaho roadblock because it was first implemented in Boise.

"I perfected the Idaho roadblock before going to Camden."
"Good move."

by Antonio January 16, 2005

Mexican roadblock

(n) May be created intentionally or unintentionally- two cars driving next to each other at the exact same speed, thus preventing you and other cars behind from passing. Unbelievably frustrating, especially when you have somewhere to be.

Always happens when I'm late to work.

I try to move to the right lane to prevent creating a Mexican roadblock.

by 83 July 7, 2006

rolling roadblock

a cluster of vehicles on the freeway, one in each lane, all driving the same too-slow speed, that are impossible to pass because they are positioned nearly side by side

Louie hated rolling roadblocks until one saved him from a speed trap.

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

Samoan Roadblock

When you get caught behind two fat chicks walking slow in a narrow hallway and there isn't enough room to pass

Jed - "Yo Dennis why you late? The meeting started 10 minutes ago."

Dennis - "Bro I couldn't help it I got caught behind a Samoan Roadblock coming back from my smoke break."

by Fresno Bob September 28, 2017