butthole shit rip

when you shit your pants and you sit on your boxers and you take your boxers off later and it rips your butthole hairs off

i shit my pant and i went to take off my boxers and i got a butthole shit rip and it hurt a lot

by spencer samuelson December 28, 2005

dont get yo shit ripped

when ur having sex to fast and its to big and ur shit gets ripped

a nigga i told dis bitch she wuz hella fine and then next thing i knew she got her shit ripped and then i wuz like dont get yo shit ripped

by j-boog December 31, 2007

Rip-shit

Rip-shit, rip shit, or ripshit. Not ripped shit, ripshits, or ripping shits.

Someone who is (or more commonly, who will be) super mad, to the point of getting belligerent. So pissed off, that they will "rip" some "shit" up in an angry rage.

Oh no! I took my dad's 1997 Pontiac Grand Prix out for a joyride and crashed it! He's gonna be so rip-shit when he finds out.

You crashed my 1997 Pontiac Grand Prix!? I am fucking ripshit right now.

by Benevolent Cuntenstein April 4, 2024

Rip shit

Very angry

The snow plow blocked me in after I had just dug myself out and I was rip shit.

by Lonemalt March 15, 2023

Shit Rip

The act of a person shitting in a bong, preferably a single log turd, and then one immediately taking a hit with the murky fecal water.

Man, this Chinese food will definitely make for some gnarly shit rips later.

by AcousticFart February 10, 2018

Rips Shit

A state of something being horrible, horrendous, or something not going to plan.

1. Man, the Fallout 76 launch rips shit.
2. Fuck dude, the Patriots rip shit.

by Cloud Sungay January 22, 2019

Ass ripping shit

When the shit is so powerful, you have to take off your pants, shoes and socks and pray to the lord for mercy. These shits typically cause massive pain in the abdominal region, followed by gassy farts.

I just had an Ass ripping shit in the morning.

by whisickle November 1, 2023