Lemon Rind

A lemon Rind is the act of sticking ones finger up his or her anus and wiping the excess juice around the rim of a drinking glass.

Johnathan was particularly angry at his new brother in law, but to avoid a violent altercation, he rigged his new family members iced tea with a Lemon Rind.

by Guy_fier July 31, 2021

Pork Rind

When you get a sunburned asshole

Julie spent the weekend face down ass up at the beach and accidentally gave herself a pork rind.

by Lord Humongous July 23, 2017

Miles Rind

Any unique, humorous, logical fellow. They must sing opera...very well.

That guy is funny, but he only sings musical theater. He’s no Miles Rind.

by Lockdown Fun March 24, 2020

Pork Rind

The condition of a female's vaginal cavity after hours and hours of dry sex. The natural "juices" are depleted after a long session and the friction creates an unpleasant, burning feeling for the female. Knowing that the female is in utter pain, the male keeps going and going until ejaculation anyway.

Ronald took two viagras and fucked Minnie Cooper all night long. Half way through she got dry, but 'ole Ronnie, being the Stud he is, rode that PORK RIND to the end.

by e-rips December 17, 2003

bacon rind

Mockney rhyming slang used at a private school in London meaning "never mind". Possibly common to other parts of south east london

Bacon also used on it's own to mean "mind"

Person A " got kicked out' the pub last night"
Person B "Bacon Rind"

Person A "what d'ya fancy doing tonight?"
Person B "i don't bacon"

by Doo August 29, 2008

bacon rind

Description of a vagina that has a large amount of white discharge attached, particularly around the most exposed areas.

Named as such due to it having an appearance similar to bacon rind

"Urgh, that lass I wen't home with last night must have had 3 pounds of bacon rind in her knickers. Made me pull a nine-volter"

by Thevoiceof March 16, 2008

Clagnars Human Rinds

A tasty snack based product made from meat by-products (Human skin) for aliens. Similar to pork scratchings.

Appears on Futurama in the form of an advertisement in the opening credits of the episode "I Second That Emotion"

Clagnar's human rinds! It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!

by That Guy October 19, 2004