Ride Wife? Life Good

Ride wife?
Life good.
Wife fight back.
KILL WIFE!!!

Wife gone.
Think about wife...
Regret.

'Ride Wife? Life Good' is a gorilla meme from YouTube

John: ''Hey Prudence, look at that gorilla''
Prudence: ''Oh Wow, it is magnificent..... Ride Wife?''
John: ''Life Good.''
....

Ride wife? Life good. Gorilla rides his wife

by Green primroses September 29, 2020

Townes Boat Ride

The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.

I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.

by Mister Campoloz July 6, 2011

Renderic

A Band defined by Rock and Industrial genera as well as Electronica, Heavy Alternative tendencies.

Renderic.com

Renderic sounds something in between NIN, Depeche Mode and the Cure.

by Renderic August 24, 2008

Urban Reindeer Hunting

Stealthy dressing ones self in urban camouflage, or ninja gear during the Christmas season to find, and kill front yard reindeer decorations. The usual choice of weapons for this sport are: Broad swords, katana swords, machete's, grappling hooks, or "rope". After beheading the deer with you choice of weapon, the grappling hook/rope is then used to drag the remaining carcasses behind a vehicle if deemed necessary.
With training, the trophy heads can be rewired, and mounted for twinkly enjoyment.

"The Urban Reindeer Hunting Carol"

I awoke with a startle, by someone unlocking my gate...
I reached for my pistol, but by then, it was to late...
For out in my yard flew sparks, so bright, and so clear...
I ran to the window, to see my eight tiny decapitated reindeer...
I yelled curses so loud, they came out in a blunder...
Damn you to hell, sodding urban deer hunter...

by The Barn Shark December 23, 2009

dutch ghost ride

The act of holding your own arm while masturbating and laying flat suspended between two moving vehicles and ejaculating into a vortex. Its dangerous but they did it in Twister.

Benjamin Button dutch ghost ride the fuck out of that vortex and turned back into a man-child. In other words, his dick got smaller.

by robkapfer2 July 9, 2011

sausage ride

A good fuck
To get fucked or the act of
sex
intercourse
to be rode

Last nite at a bar I picked this bitch up and gave her a sausage ride.

by [e-mail] November 14, 2007

Ride and Feed

When a girl rides your cock hard, and her tits are sticking right in front of your face, and you suck her nipples, and feed like a baby. her nipples will become so hard, you won't get enough of 'em

Hugh asked the hot exchange student from his anatomy class, if he could ride and feed her. She responded with "WAS?" -what in european language-

by akunismuka November 24, 2014