rickety swamp

The result of perfectly timed sexual intercourse on a hot and humid summer's day, such that the sweat from the intensity of foreplay is gathered in an external container and applied directly to the genitalia as lubrication. In order to perfect the rickety swamp, the female and male must be poorly trimmed in the nether regions, and three chairs must be used to elevate the female over the container with the remaining sweat. Two chairs hold the legs, spread apart, and the female balances on the third with her torso. The man then stands on his toes and sodomizes from the rear.

The weather was so hot and humid yesterday, that when Sheila and I got back to my place and the AC wasn't working, I grabbed all the chairs from the kitchen table because we had to try the rickety swamp.

by takeittomypeoplesbank April 27, 2017

rocketshipping

Rocketshipping is where fans of Pokemon (or Team Rocket) believe that Jessie(Musashi)and James(Kojiro)have a hidden fondness for each other. But there have been many hints to this.

Come on people! You know they hug every five seconds! There have been no end of signs that point to this conclusion of Rocketshipping. Do you see Ash and Misty hugging, even in the worst possible situation? Nope. And the famous episodes like "Holy Matrimony" and "Good quil hunting" is just too obvious.

by Alexandra*~ April 20, 2006

rocketshit

the point where you fart and shit simultaniously; known to sometimes send the performer off the toilet

One time I had a rocketshit, and it sent me off the crapper.

by DaUsualSuspact July 30, 2009

res rockets

Cigarettes from an Indian Reservation.

These cigarettes are made from tobacco grown by Native Americans / First Nations and sold in bags of 200 for well below the price of commercial brands.

Also spelled "rez rockets".

Screw paying $45 a carton for smokes, I'm gonna buy a bag of Res Rockets for $20.

by Paul June 12, 2005

Rockets on deck

Having a throbbing erection.

Jim: Yo Mark, you see those knockers?
Mark: Hell ya, can't you see I got my rockets on deck?
Jim: Damn dude, put that away before you get arrested.

by 78332158498 June 15, 2011

rickettsness

What makes one uber cool, and why everyone wants to be them

man Joey is so cool, why is that?

oh its the rickettsness, you wouldnt understand

by Joey ROcketts January 1, 2011

Freedom Rockets

Extending the middle finger of both hands simultaneously to express one's freedom politically, spiritually, and sexually.
Not affiliated with the term YOLO.

"Those GDI's down the street were having a block party, so I gave them my drive-by freedom rockets"
"Right on, Janet."

by Mwhiteout February 18, 2014