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ribbon-patriot

Folks who decorate their cars with every magnetic ribbon they can buy in a gas station. One is never enough....
The parking lot is filled with ribbon-patriots today!
by Flatline Hutchison June 25, 2005
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Cutting the ribbon

The act of being the first in attendance to a club, bar, or party.
1. Man, we got to the club entirely to early. We cut the ribbon on that bitch.

2. I was expecting the party to be poppin tonight. We ended up cutting the ribbon at 11.
by MacMasta June 3, 2011
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pabst blue ribbon

A classic american pilsner. Although I used to think this beer inferior because it sells for $8 a case, you can actually smell and taste malt and hops in this beer. It is a far better beer than bud, coors, miller, busch, rolling rock, or any other american swill.
"If all you have is cheap American mega-lagers, at least give me a Pabst Blue Ribbon"
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Ribbon Worthy

A person who is eligible to receive a gift wrapped in expensive ribbon, because they truly appreciate the value of the ribbon.
(They don't just rip it off and throw it away)
I wrapped her gift in vintage, French, satin ribbon because she is truly ribbon worthy.
by Bahrainz December 25, 2008
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rectum ribbon

Paul: Sorry man, I had to go orangastank and now we're all out of rectum ribbon.
Joe: Dammit Stan. Go buy some more!
by Gary2234 June 13, 2011
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white ribbons

Cumming so powerfully that your semen flies through the air, looking like white ribbons.
My boyfriend kept flying white ribbons last night, it took hours to clean up!
by Mars'seile April 2, 2016
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Long Riston

A small shitty village in East Riding with absolutely nothing to do in it, so just dont bother coming here 👌🏻
The park is a piece of shit anyway
Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Long Riston
Person 1: Oh that crappy village with nowt to do
Person 2: Thats the one
by Lukeeyre October 10, 2019
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