rian

A dude with the SMALLEST PENIS IMAGINEABLE. Very much addicted to nicotine and weed. Somehow pulls major pussy though.

Bro Rian is such a man hoe, he’s pulling chicks left and right

by digbick777 April 3, 2020

Rían

Rian is the name given to a big headed man. He is the son of the ancient ‘White Pat’. He was well known for obtaining rare Italian silver from the ancient city of Brescia. He was vicious smoker of the hash plant “bhí haisis aige”. He was sworn enemies with the rope master, who was known to get ropey at times. He towered over all but one of his friends and often stole coins from the cheese monster. He loved his brioche baps, eight was never enough. He once acquired a rare 10 digit code to unlock his mathematical needs and more...He was known by his followers as the “Baño de Heilo maestro”

I don’t wanna be a Rían when I grow up dad!

by Nigel Garden February 7, 2020

rian

a fellow individual that has very huge genitals

i love rian so much

by shadow72 January 29, 2022

Rian

Rian may act like a tough guy during school but he is actually really nice. He doesn't like to admit it but he secretly likes hugs. He also gives the best hugs too <3. He can be moody sometimes but he can also be very kind, caring, considerate and funny! And once he sets his mind on something there's no stopping him. He can be protective of his friends, especially when someone is mean to them. I don't know what I would do if I didn't have a Rian to call and talk to every day. He made 2020 bearable so if he sees this, thank you for everything :). Everyone needs a Rian in their life to make them feel better :)

friend 1: why are you in such a good mood?
friend 2: i was just hanging out with Rian!

by Iwillmakeyoucry March 21, 2022

rian

a chicken bitch who smells like beer

yo see that rian

by erinthebaddestbitch May 12, 2018

Rian

A girl that wants to be rhianna but she spelt her name wrong. She stereotypically likes Drugs. Alchohol. Firearms . it would be in your best intrest to avoid a girl with this name as it usually means TROUBLE.

hey , i got some drugs last night - Boy
you are such a fucking rian! - Boy 2
OI MATE! shut up! thats my sister! - Nick

by FunkyUncle ^^ April 11, 2010

Rian

He is the best fortnite player and he hates apex legends

He has (recon expert) (renegade raider) (and) all the rare skins on (Fortnite) (Rian)

by turtle108 is a bot February 25, 2019