A daddy dom should:
*cuddle his little girl until she smiles.
*kiss her till she sighs.
*spank her till it stings.
*finger her until she is soaked.
*lick her till she shudders.
*fuck her till she screams.
*AND ALWAYS RESPECT HER!
*cuddle his little girl until she smiles.
*kiss her till she sighs.
*spank her till it stings.
*finger her until she is soaked.
*lick her till she shudders.
*fuck her till she screams.
*AND ALWAYS RESPECT HER!
by The One And Only Daddy Dom! August 27, 2017
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2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
Example 1)
Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club?
Ben: Rule #1 Bitch.
Example 2)
Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club?
Ben: Rule #2 Bitch.
Example 3)
Jack: RULE 3! RULE 3!
Paul: WHAT!? I don't understand you!
Jack: STOP!
Paul: And that is how we learn.
Example 4)
Jacob & Bob: We are gonna kick your ass Ned!
Tyler: RULE 4!
Example 5)
Jim & Robert: Can we fight also?
Tyler: RULE 5!
Example 6)
John: Wanna know how this place isn't like a store?
Sal: How?
John: Rule 6
Example 7)
Caleb: How long do these fights go on for?
Tyler: Rule #7! Does anybody listen to me?!?!
Example 8)
Tyler: Who else's first night is this?
Crowd: Why are you asking?
Tyler: RULE 8! Fuck this I am starting Project: Mayhem!
These are the Rules of Fight Club
Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club?
Ben: Rule #1 Bitch.
Example 2)
Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club?
Ben: Rule #2 Bitch.
Example 3)
Jack: RULE 3! RULE 3!
Paul: WHAT!? I don't understand you!
Jack: STOP!
Paul: And that is how we learn.
Example 4)
Jacob & Bob: We are gonna kick your ass Ned!
Tyler: RULE 4!
Example 5)
Jim & Robert: Can we fight also?
Tyler: RULE 5!
Example 6)
John: Wanna know how this place isn't like a store?
Sal: How?
John: Rule 6
Example 7)
Caleb: How long do these fights go on for?
Tyler: Rule #7! Does anybody listen to me?!?!
Example 8)
Tyler: Who else's first night is this?
Crowd: Why are you asking?
Tyler: RULE 8! Fuck this I am starting Project: Mayhem!
These are the Rules of Fight Club
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by microwiz January 18, 2006
Get the rules from orbit mug.If a white person hears a rap song featuring the n-word, it isn't considered racist for him to sing along with it so long as the word is part of the song's lyrics, as defined by Chris Rock in his HBO special "Kill The Messenger."
"What are the Dr. Dre Rules? What are the rules when a Dr. Dre song comes on the radio or plays at a club, what is the procedure that goes into effect? Because sometimes I'm with my white friends and a Dr. Dre song comes on and there's a lot of 'niggers' in a Dr. Dre song. And they want to enjoy it, but they can't really enjoy it around me. So they start taking out the 'niggers' or mumbling the 'niggers' and it's just a sad sight to see. It's just sad to see a white person try to do a nigger-less rendition of a Dr. Dre song, it's just fuckin' depressing. And they're trying to rap along without saying 'nigger' and they're like 'Creeping down the backstreet on dees I got my glock cocked cause-I-don't-know-what-the fuck-to-say!' 'Tat-tat-tat like that, and I never hesitate to put a-ha-ha-ha-ha' But I know when I'm not there, they lean into that shit, 'he's not here, turn it up - down the backstreet on dees I got my glock cocked cause NIGGER!' 'Tat-tat-tat like that, and I never hesitate to put a NIGGER ON HIS BACK-AND KILL HIM, I HATE NIGGERS!' 'Hey man, that's not even in the song.' 'I got a little carried away, I'm sorry about that, they should put it in, they really should.' Don't worry white people, get your Dre on; get your Dre on, get your Jay on, get your Kanye on. It's alright, it's all good, it's okay; it's got to be in the song, though." -Chris Rock, "Kill The Messenger.
by stewbeef May 2, 2011
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The infantile connotation pokes fun at the absurdity of the sport and the belief that a game once known only as Melbourne Rules has the same impact on world sport as football does.
The term is mostly used by people in Queensland and New South Wales, but also by Victorians who are sick of being called homosexual for liking football or rugby.
The infantile connotation pokes fun at the absurdity of the sport and the belief that a game once known only as Melbourne Rules has the same impact on world sport as football does.
The term is mostly used by people in Queensland and New South Wales, but also by Victorians who are sick of being called homosexual for liking football or rugby.
Only sixteen professional teams exist in the entire world, ten of which are in one city and share only two home grounds.
Yes, Aussiball Rules is bigger than the Premier League in England and Serie A in Italy and is taking over the world.
Yes, Aussiball Rules is bigger than the Premier League in England and Serie A in Italy and is taking over the world.
by West Ham Geezer March 14, 2007
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Is when laws are sit in position for racist-cops to kill innocent people and get away with it.
Murdered by hate law.
get off cheap by
Committing a hate crime by abusing ones authority.
Is when laws are sit in position for racist-cops to kill innocent people and get away with it.
Murdered by hate law.
get off cheap by
Committing a hate crime by abusing ones authority.
Person : There are so many laws that are Murduhmerican-Rules set up in the USA that are questionable.
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