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Raymond's Taint

On March 20th 2009, John Mayer came up with the phrase Raymond's Taint. Mayer's definition of the word is to give your opinion. Your 2 cents.

Prior to Mayer mentioning it on his Twitter, the phrase did not bring up any results when searched on Yahoo & Google. Thus leading people to believe that it did not exist despite Mayer's claim that it was a popular phrase back in the 20's before it was later changed to "2 cents."

Because Mayer challenged his Twitter followers to use the phrase "on a mainstream news media comment page," with the prize being a Twitter background, expect to be hearing the phrase pretty damn soon from gullible idiots.
Guy 1: He throws awesome parties, but Peter's a total douche. But hey, that's just my Raymond's Taint.

Guy 2: What?
by Jane Doughski March 21, 2009
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Raymond

A guy who is incredibly sweet and nice and caring and is honestly the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is the type of person that isn't aware of how fucking attractive he really is. He is someone who constantly doubts my admiration for him but that is because he isn't used to people being nice to him. If you ever come across a Raymond consider yourself lucky because he is the best person you will know in your whole life. Also I can't speak from experience but I swear I just know he is a very good kisser, but what I can say from experience is that he is a great hugger
A: Raymond say your name!

Raymond: No, why?
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Reymundo

• intelligent and cunning. More cunning than intelligent, but intelligent nonetheless.
•can trust you in the snap of a finger, but you can lose that same trust in the snap of a finger as well

• when you first meet them they're either quite or loud. Seldom are they in the middle for very long.

•An ambivert that leans more towards and introvert.
• slightly geeky, but likes to stay active (i.e: gym, swimming, hiking, sports...).
• loyal and trustworthy
• honest
• suspicious of others and their motives. They just pick up on vibes.
• very observant of others and their surroundings.
•They can pick up on your facial expressions, body language, and tone of voice.
• usually of shorter stature, but thin with that watumbo.

• "nice butts"
• can attract the opposite with ease. Though this isn't always a good thing if the feeling isn't mutual.
• health conscious.
• usually have a slightly dominant personality, but secretly like to be controlled.
• secretly likes to be good at everything. This is probably because of their perfectionist nature.
judgemental as f*ck, but once they get to know you they'll soften up and love everything about you. So, don't take everything seriously with them. They're really softies on the inside.
• cold exterior, but they do have emotions under that stone heart. They'll show their emotions to you if they like you. It's just not the first thing that comes natural to them.
• complex.
" Dang that dude is weird".
" His name is Reymundo".
by ObsidionCelestial May 7, 2018
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raymondville

The gettoest place in Texas

People sell them self for money

They rob your shit (they don’t give a fuck)

Liz calvo (the biggest hoe in raymondville)

Gina calvo (the biggest drug user)
Crystal calvo (the poor one)

Claudia jaramillo ( la mas gorda)
Raymondville is the ghost town of Texas!
by Yami Leto April 14, 2019
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raymond terrace

Raymond Terrace is the central town for druggo's and crack addicts to hang out at in the hunter valley australia. They also house the entire lower hunters dam water supply .
I asked some people in raymond terrace if they had been iceskating before but half the towns already on ice.
by a socially akward aussie March 10, 2020
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Reymon14

A internet Legend. The President and Supreme Ruler of the Reyvolution. He started making videos to provide his awsome insight on WWE, but it became so much more. He has many legendary videos that no one can resist. He has a speech impediment but denies fiecerly. He replaces "l" with "y" often talking about other videos that are "onyine"

He is a handsome devil and is not afraid to let you know. He does not believe his speech is any different then any others except for his "sexual slurr (pronounced shexuwalll shwurrrwwrr)". He proves that he can call his mom anything like "stupid bitch" telling her "I hope you die" calling her "wetard" and she still loves him. Because only a mother so great could make a Legend like Reymon14.

Often makes amazing videos of himself playing with his WWE action figures and doing WWE speeches with his Championship belt that he no doubt earned by being a complete badass.

He often refuses to answer the phone and makes remixes to music videos that surpass the orignal by ungodly amounts of greatness. Mostly likely due to the extremely large amounts of energy drinks he consumes on tape. NOS seems to be a personal favorite of his.

His trade mark videos include eating Cheese Sticks and drinking Coke throughout the whole video.

He has a temper like Zeus with a voice like thunder when his videos are interupted by his mom. He has some of the best dance moves to hit youtube, many of them have been copied by Chris Brown in a half ass'd way but Chris he can never pull them off right.

He seems to like John Cena a lot, so I am pretty sure they are best friends since Reymon is twice as cool and famous as Cena.

He is very in touch with the world and welcomes all haters to go ahead and hate. He lets everyone know that his haters will eventually be bums and live in trash cans like The Grouch,and be addicted to crack. But has the sympathy to tell you not to laugh at them because having problems with crack is NOT FUNNY.

He has very strong morals and once was caught stealing something from a store and took it upon himself to dish out the punishment by drinking Coke mixed with Nail Polish Remover.


Recently his videos have become more intilectual and less humourous, so I recommend going to his early videos.

You may wonder why he looks retarded... but he does not know. Also, he IS NOT GAY. His laugh is also another legendary attribute.

Youtube favorites

DX Spoof My Debute

New & Improved Promo

WWE Random Stuff

Ch33s3 38TING SKILLZ



If you want to know why the Reyvolution has such a strong following you simply need to watch the video made by Enemy88 on youtube called

REYMON14 TRIBUTE- INTERNET GOD


Before you partake in the greatness, think be prepared and ponder this

"What you gonna do, WHEN REYMON14 GOES WILD ON YOU!"

"Are you Weady? NO!"

And lastly I will lay some wisdom down like he often does, directly from the Legend himself.

"In the words of my Dad... uhhh waa... mmm waa waduf of all the skyzz... ooaahhh wadif oohh... what if the sky was apple pie and everything was little or something like that... huhhh? ...uhhh you get it huh?"
"Hey, who you voting for, McCain or Obama?"

"Are you serious Reymon14, Viva La Reyvolution"

"What are you up to today? Oh, just chillin with Reymon14"
by SimplyJory March 22, 2009
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Raymond Wong

Dr. Raymond E. Wong II. Quantitative researcher at Renaissance Technologies' Medallion Fund from 2007-2008. During my time, the fund had drawdowns of over $4 billion in 1 week, we lost $900MM in one day. Specialized in the field of PDREs (Partial Differential Roleplay Equations). Please contact @Dr. Raymond E Wong II to discuss any matters in the field of quantitative finance and AI. FIDE 2883 GM in Chess. Currently long 2300 lots on ES while driving my Mulsanne to my Greenwich house. Made $9MM yesterday.
He trades Raymond Wong size.

He is a raymond.
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