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restortion

restortion is a cult that worships cp
Dude, have you seen the restortion bloodline? I heard they really love cp.
by LifeOfDeezy December 28, 2022
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foreskin restoration

What you do when you find out later in life doctors have destroyed your penis by circumcising you after birth. It is simply undoing what the doctor did (uncircumcising). There are 2 ways to restore foreskin: The Surgical or Non-Surgical (best option) method. Research it if you wish.

Circumcision is flawed and doctors are ignorant about it. It may mess up the Mother/Father to son bond. During circumcision, doctors sever a nerve off, causing your future sex experience to not be as good. It has NOT been proven that circumcision prevents STD's, urinary track infection, or any other myths doctors have put out there. Oh, and there are many, many myths out there. Having foreskin is not-not clean. All you do is pull back your foreskin in the shower and clean it. Are Americans too lazy to do this?

I certainly wouldn't do that to my son when he's born. Its his decision if he wants it done or not, not the parents', doctor's or nurse’s. Is circumcising your child really necessary? Nah people.
Foreskin restoration is the way to go if you are unhappy about being sexually mutilated.
by Eugene Wilkinson September 5, 2008
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Sextortion

What perv's and bully's do when they get or hack a pic or vid (usually of a girl/young woman) then threaten to ruin their lives by sending it to their parents, friends, boss, boyfriend (or his mom) etc. They often demand more pics and videos in more and more positions.
They found out she committed suicide because she was a victim of sextortion.
by Halloweenchix October 17, 2015
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Sextortion

When a person (usually a woman) uses guilt, power, or knowledge of certain secrecy, to force another person into having sex or performing sexual favors.
Knowing of his previous acts of adultery, his portly cousin saw it as an opportunity to use sextortion to gain some sexual pleasures of her own.
by KSense January 26, 2009
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HEAT EXTORTION

like heat exhaustion but on another level.

Like tanning on Mars another level.
HEAT EXTORTION extorted by your own body for crying in the melting heat.
Exhausted by the sunshine.
Hot?
You do not know what hot is!
I am melting from HEAT EXTORTION, pass me the water and make it splashy.
by Tonuoytihsi August 22, 2019
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extortionist

One who makes great monetary gain by asking for it under false pretenses, especially a doctor.
In George Bush's America, all doctors practice extortion.
by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005
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Extortion Day

Also known as April 15th in the USA. It is the day where people scramble to make sure their mafia tribute...oh I mean "taxes" are filed and paid for in fear that the Local, State, and Federal Government will lock them up in a cage.

Formally known as "Tax Day"
Mark: Hey John, what day is it?
John: Its April 15th, Happy Extortion Day!
Mark: Oh man! I love Extortion Day, and I love knowing that my hard-earned money is used to fund my president's vacations and the countless wars that he creates! Thanks Big Government :D
by WageSlave2014 April 15, 2014
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