Sex Retardant

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.

I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her

by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021

retardian

1. adj. Of or relating to retards, retardation and stupidity
2. n. Dumb people, individually or as a group

Putting your dick in a vacuum cleaner hose is the retardian way of jacking off.

Kevin Federline is king of the retardians.

by szyslak September 16, 2008

retardosaurus

A very thick dinosaur or someone who is stupider than a neandophol as a retardosaurus came first

You are a retardosaurus

by Retardosaur September 2, 2003

retardical

A mix between "rhetorical" and "retarded", usually used to describe a rhetorical question that makes no sense.

David, stop asking such retardical questions!

by boysnoggage December 5, 2004

Retardando

The slowest retard.

Wow! Ross really is the retardando.

by failure______________ June 14, 2018

retardigan

a cardigan that makes you look like a retard. especially if you are a guy

oh my goodness look at that guy hes wearing a retardigan

by jadith December 18, 2008

retardofascism

A political system which develops under conditions where ignorance trumps knowledge and power is achieved by appealing to the lowest common denominator. Similar to idiocracy, but without any good parties.

With the decline of decent public education and the rise of Glenn Beck, the USA declined into a state of retardofascism.

by QRDeNameland January 26, 2010