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respiratory therapy (RT)

A smoking break; smoke break; to smoke.

A phrase used to ask someone if they wanna go for a smoking break with you (in a cooler way).

Used to combat the notion that smoking breaks are 100% negative occasions, since the respiratory therapy they offer is often more than 100% beneficial to the recipient.
Andy: "Hey Chris, RT?"

Chris: "Sure, I'm totally down for some respiratory therapy right now."

Tom: "You two do realize the lung cancer risks right?"

Andy: "Are you kidding me? Respiratory therapy (RT) is totally good for you."

Chris: "Yup RT'ing 2-3 times a day actually improves your mental health and sharpness."
by AttiFinch June 9, 2011
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resistoring

What happens when a staple assumes a crumpled shape when you're trying to staple a document. From the zigzag shape of the schematic diagram symbol for a resistor. Pronounced ree-ZISS-tor-ing.
Betty, I need a new stapler. Every staple that comes out of this piece of junk is resistoring.
by pentozali June 11, 2007
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rebanator

WONDERFUL, EXCITING, BOISTEROUS, GREAT woman that won't stop at anything to get a task done! She is always willing to help a person and she is the go to person to get any job done!
Hey Rebanator, can you handle these stamps? ANY THING! REBANATOR TO THE RESCUE
by jama llama August 14, 2010
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The Respirator

The female version of a "teabag". The act of a females genitalia over an individuals face while they are unaware or unconcious.
"Oh my God I cant breathe, Stephanie just gave me the respirator!"

"Im totally gonna give Steve The Respirator right now while hes passed out wasted!"
by Ryan C. (Papa Graybush) January 26, 2009
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Mexican respirator

Squat over someone's face. Lower your testicles into their eye sockets, and fart in their mouth
Everyone at the tortilla factory explosion couldn't Beleive their eyes when Pedro, dying of smoke inhalation, was given just enough air to fill his lungs and escape the blaze, thanks to Manuel's quick implementation of the Mexican respirator
by Slaughterhouse.2 June 6, 2013
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Rexynator

COD4 PLAYER (BADDIE)
Tries to play HON (BADDIE)
Can mouse 1 fast (OHHH N1GGAZZz)
One of dem Gud Playas M8

WHAT_IS_THIS :@!
Rexynator Gets called hacking for 40 bomb in Match with 250 ping, reply is:
One of dem Gud Playas M8

Rexynator Gets smasht every round in pub, reply is:
WHAT_IS_THIS :@!
by One of dem gud playas m8 June 19, 2010
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Respiratory Therapist

AKA The hospitals bitch.

Respiratory Therapist are highly specialized members of a patient's healthcare team that diagnose and treat respiratory disease and disorders.

Respiratory Therapist are usually thought to be idiots who are only needed supply oxygen christmas tree nipples and administer Albuterol to patients who choked on their breakfast oatmeal. They are only thought to be knowledgeable when RNs have exhausted all ideas to help patients or when shit his the fan.
The best skill Respiratory Therapist possess is the ability to put SPO2 probes back on patients fingers when RNs report that they cannot get a reading.
Ms. Johnson keeps ringing the call bell because she is anxious, let me call the respiratory therapist in there for an albuterol treatment so I can finish my lunch.
by Stabn722 March 14, 2017
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