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Resting Pitch Face

A facial condition, visually resembling the widely common "Resting Bitch Face" expression, however it only occurs when an individual is pitching or presenting a company, product or service on stage, in front of an audience.
Look at her! That's a legit resting pitch face right there!
Wow, that guy is clearly suffering from the resting pitch face syndrome.
by LatvianUnicorn November 12, 2020
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bitchy resting face

A bitchy alternative to the usual blank look most people have. This is a condition affecting the facial muscles, suffered by millions of women worldwide. People suffering from bitchy resting face (BRF) have the tendency look hostile and/or judgemental at rest. Their expression does not necessarily reflect how they are feeling inside. BRF can ruin friendships and first impressions, start fights and kill an atmosphere.
"I think Deborah hates me!!", "Nah don't worry Susie, she just has a nasty bitchy resting face"

"That customer just lectured me on customer service and threatened to take her business elsewhere! What did I do wrong?" "Prob just your BRF".
by Loobergs July 31, 2013
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Reeti

A gorgeous, spunky, kind person. Pretty crazy, but down to earth. She'll be the most random person and tries to find the good in eveything.
She's so friendly, she's like a total Reeti
by moogoesthecow April 15, 2009
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resting smug face

a person, who appears to naturally have or show excessive pride in his/her self(self approving face) when his/her face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Kelly just has a resting smug face, she is actually a really humble person.
by ah ji April 29, 2014
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Repetitive status syndrome

The main symptom for this disease is the act of cycling through a select series of very vague and non-meaningful statuses or mild variations of previous statuses because of a lack of creativity.
An example of Repetitive status syndrome:
_______ is just lovin life right now.
_______ Go Pack!!!
_______ is Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
_______ did absolutely nothing productive with my life today.
_______ had a good ending to his summer.
_______ is absolutely loving life right now.
_______ lets go pack!
_______ is sitting, waiting, wishing.
_______ has yet to do anything productive today.
_______ started summer with a great night
by Flying Z March 1, 2011
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Resting Brit-Face

James, stop that resting Brit-Face.., you’re being a bitch...
by Drunk-in-Utah March 3, 2021
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resting my eyes

The phrase you say when your are falling asleep on the couch and someone tells you not to fall asleep. You should explain why you are "resting your eyes" so it is more believable.
Wife - "Hey, don't fall asleep it is early, we need to get stuff done."

Husband - "Oh I'm not, I'm just resting my eyes, I sat infront of the computer all day at work."
(5 MIN LATER)
Husband - zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ
by Mohammed April 5, 2005
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