Ranceur

Noun. A ranceur is a person who you can not count on or get a hold of. A ranceur is also someone who is frequently late or does not show up to an event/place, even when saying they will do so. Rance can also be added to someones name if they are a certified ranceur

Calvin: Where's Nick?
Bob: I don't know, he ranced.

Calvin: Dude, meet me at 6 oclock, don't rance
Nick: kk

Calvin: I told Nick to pick me up food
Bob: Why, he's a ranceur

Ohhhh! What's up Nick-Rance!

by TonyTonz January 16, 2017

Show Me The Receipts

to have proof of something.

Girlfriend: My girl said she saw you with that other bitch!

Boyfriend: Did she? alright then, SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS!

by LAV June 18, 2012

Triple-Dip Recession

The kinkiest guy you know. Ddlg, BDSM, anime school girls, you name it. He will literally stick an entire stick of butter up your ass and eat it like chocolate ice cream. He will bite your nipples so hard you'll get war flashbacks, even if you've never been to war. He'll cum in yogurt and feed it to your grandma. He doesn't give a fuck.

"She's so Triple-Dip Recession, last time we had sex, it gave me PTSD"

by BreadGod September 21, 2016

receipts

proof or evidence when there is tea getting spilled.
receipts can be tweets, texts, or any physical proof of something.

"how do you know that he's cheating on me?"
"hun i got all the receipts'

by etetetetetetet October 17, 2018

The Great Recession

A major economic contraction which began in 2008. The Great Recession featured the collapse or nationalization of many banks and investment houses. Characterized by a torrent of panicky headlines from the bloodthirsty vultures in America's piss-yellow newsrooms, who tried their damnedest to make us all believe that this was the worst it's been "since the Great Depression."

The Great Recession was the best opportunity yet to rob the public purse in order to bail out the rich-ass hedge fund managers and their golfing buddies.

by rainbow coma February 6, 2009

Pussy Recession

A term used when a male has not had sex in at least six months (two successful quarters).

"Man, I need to get laid! I'm starting to slip into a pussy recession."

by mryou September 8, 2009

receipts

Evidence or proof. Often in the form of screenshots or saved snaps.

Emma: Bitch where the fuck did she say she was going
Sophie: Pull up them receipts

by PhoodoVoodoVaVaVoom November 21, 2016