Kilal-Did you see Relimash just solo tank icc10?
Guild-Yeah! He's the best we think he should be an officer!
Guild-Yeah! He's the best we think he should be an officer!
by Relimash January 13, 2010
Get the Relimash mug.A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.
After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.
by Xero _ Manifest January 14, 2011
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DUDE! I TOTALLY HAD A FOURSOME WITH WILL AND TWO CHICKS WE JUST MET AT THE BAR, I'M TOTALLY PUTTING THAT ON MY DUDE RESUME.
by XbrennanXsurfX August 5, 2008
Get the Dude Resume mug.The feeling of strong, (unhealthy) unrequited love. People in a state of Relimerence will tend to do extreme mental gymnastics to believe that the other person is in love with them. If you know someone in Relimerence, support them emotionally but make sure to keep letting them know that their "love" does not feel the same about them, ideally this would result in them leaving Relimerence.
"Don't spend your money on a broken jar of honey
Man, it's sweet, but it sure won't last you long
And you'll be complacent when you find a love that's patient
Don't you weep when the night finds you alone
But God, she kills me sure
That sweet relimerence"
Man, it's sweet, but it sure won't last you long
And you'll be complacent when you find a love that's patient
Don't you weep when the night finds you alone
But God, she kills me sure
That sweet relimerence"
by GrungusBungus April 7, 2022
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by Mike Daly April 11, 2008
Get the résumé fuck mug.The act of previously being circumcised and upon losing numerous weight; the extra skin swoops down and leaks over previously cut genetalia. Creating a new fold for cheese production.
"Tony, that fat nigga got recumcised when he lost all that weight."
"When I was a teenager I was about 300 lbs. and only about up until 5 years or so ago have I been able to get down to about 230 lbs, unintentionally recumcising myself."
"When I was a teenager I was about 300 lbs. and only about up until 5 years or so ago have I been able to get down to about 230 lbs, unintentionally recumcising myself."
by Jarek Azevedo December 9, 2008
Get the recumcised mug.An individual who holds a position for the sole purpose of listing that position on their resume.
Generally this applies to a temporary position and the individual involved does not fulfill the necessary requirements for that position yet, the title of their position sounds very impressive on a resume.
Generally this applies to a temporary position and the individual involved does not fulfill the necessary requirements for that position yet, the title of their position sounds very impressive on a resume.
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John: "Sam is never in his office. He is the President of our organizations but never does anything here."
Jack: "I'm pretty sure he is just a resume leech."
John: "Sam is never in his office. He is the President of our organizations but never does anything here."
Jack: "I'm pretty sure he is just a resume leech."
by Cheahman March 17, 2010
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