When someone is feeling stressed or anxious they may be asked to 'take a relaxative' as another way of asking them to calm down. Another way of telling someone to de-stress or not worry so much.
Mike "I'm so worried about this next tee shot."
Big Dog "Mate, take a relaxative and smash it down the middle."
Wife "Are you going to get off your butt and do the yardwork?"
Husband "Geez, take a relaxative - I'll get to it after the football."
Big Dog "Mate, take a relaxative and smash it down the middle."
Wife "Are you going to get off your butt and do the yardwork?"
Husband "Geez, take a relaxative - I'll get to it after the football."
by Bettsy_Down_Under November 30, 2010
Get the relaxative mug.For these ignorant ass muthafukas who dont kno shit bout black people and their hair:Its a creamy substance that is placed on the hair close to the scalp of a Black/African- American females hair, for the most part. It is used to straighten the hair. Another name for the relaxer is called a perm- what mose Black people call it.
by MOS_BEF July 23, 2006
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Get the Relax mug.The same exact definition and motion of "The Shocker" (Look it up if you don't know), the only difference being the pinky is rotated in a clock wise circle while engaged in action. This totally relaxes the person receiving therefore bearing the name "The Relaxer".
by Dick Fitzenwell June 30, 2008
Get the The Relaxer mug.Satanic chemical concoction used to kill African hair. It seems few black people are unaware of its unintended, unhealthy side effects and the permanent damage it causes to your fine, gravity-defying locks. It may appear that you're making your life easier, but have you noticed your hair has been the same length since the fifth grade? Have you noticed all the scabs on your scalp? If it's so good for you, why the hell it burn? Wake up and stop being so damn afraid of the hair God gave you. (If any white ppl are confused, relaxers are what black girls put in their hair to make it straight)
I'm insecure about myself and secretly wanna be white... relaxer here I come!
My hair has become so thick and pretty ever since I stopped using relaxers!
My hair has become so thick and pretty ever since I stopped using relaxers!
by Anon09876 February 24, 2018
Get the relaxer mug.Person 1: "Hey! It's too bad that you won't be able to party with us this weekend!"
Relaxicator: "Can't! My mom is making me visit our relatives that I have never even met before and that's because they all died about 100 years ago. My mom hasn't even met any of them either, but she wants to visit every cemetery she can find with our last name on it. She said, "You are going to have fun, whether you like it or not!", so I'm going to download a horror movie while she looks for the dead among the living!
Relaxicator: "Can't! My mom is making me visit our relatives that I have never even met before and that's because they all died about 100 years ago. My mom hasn't even met any of them either, but she wants to visit every cemetery she can find with our last name on it. She said, "You are going to have fun, whether you like it or not!", so I'm going to download a horror movie while she looks for the dead among the living!
by DrummR4GOD September 8, 2009
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