reidun

Reidun is a very talented women who will not be bossed around. She is very strong and a beautiful warming person. When she is pushed down she will get back up and fight! She has many friends who care about her and will be there for her. She is also the sweetest girl.

Person: "Who is the strong girl over there?"
Other person: "That's Reidun!"

by SushiWushi11 March 4, 2017

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

Punch line to the joke listed below.

Made popular by a scene in the movie Black Sheep where Chris Farely's character is loudly heard telling the punchline. Abscence of the body of the joke in the movie led many to believe the joke did not really exist and there was only a punchline.

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horrible, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

The teacher corrected, "Johnnie, we say 'rectum.'"

Little Johnnie replied "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

by JKKendrick December 26, 2009

Rectumsmell pimplesack

A dude who is gangley and hangs around big lakes under sewage pipes, he likes to hunt geese and ducks and collects their beaks and wears them as a necklace,

he also collects hubcaps from cars and plays music to attract mates. his mating call consists of a loud scream shouting "HELP ME"

walks like gollum from lord of the rings.

That dude we saw at the lake today totaly was a rectumsmell pimplesack

by Toxic-temptation November 19, 2012

Cranial Rectumitis

A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy

See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion

That jerk has severe Cranial Rectumitis and needs a Glassectomy!

by Travelin Neil June 22, 2006

Rectum Rattling

Pulling your cock out of female when doing her doggy style, then placing the cock by the rectum and rattling it back and forth between the ass cheeks to see if she is interested in some anal.

I was nailing Kristen last night, and in the midst of our session I did some Rectum Rattling. As usual, I was denied.

by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2019

reitumetse

Reitumetse is a Pedi name given to a female meaning we are happy... who is a young beautiful and smart. She doesn't take shit from anyone

Bro who's that new beautiful girl?
That's Reitumetse isn't she pretty

by Trampoline paLACe July 2, 2019

reetu

Reetu means a female who is highly intelligent and whose awesomeness is so overwhelming. She is a natural person with natural beauty she is a naturally perfect you will ever met , not shy at all, exotic, always happy, laughs historically and do have anger and mood issues but very spontaneous in herself

ALL SO known AS INTELLECTUAL BADASS

I love the way reetu smiles

by Meera sahu April 28, 2017