the act of slashing one's own hand (i.e., with a hunting knife. broken beer bottle, or any other appropriate device), then using that hand to jerk off (if you're a guy). Particularly good for cutters, this way you're killing two birds with one stone. For girls, see redrum stabby.
by suspicious package February 7, 2007
Get the redrum slappy mug.Nickname given to the most awesome chic I ever meet. She got a very loving hart underneath a cocky attitude. She has the right to be cocky because she's got a Lotta shine about her. The body of a goddess. And loves to show it off. Beautiful hazel eyes . That hokd alotta things she shouldn't have had to see. She been thru alot but she'll never let it show. She deserves a man that truly knows how a lady should be treated and will appreciate her everyday. She needs a man to treat her as a Beautiful queen not a pretty trophy on his arm . She needs a man that will show her how it feels to be truly loved without trying to break her sprit and dimming her shine
Man that's redrum she's one awesome chic beautiful inside and out . I'd love to make her mine . But if I can't wish she'd find a man to treat her right and leave them little scrub ass boys alone.
by Pannelwaggon July 4, 2022
Get the Redrum mug.The menstruating splatter matted into a hairy woman's thick pubic mat because she forgot to buy tampons.
Martina got a heavy flow this month. She was sporting a nasty red rug in the locker room. Someone hose down that bitch's vag dreads.
by Vincinerator January 26, 2010
Get the red rug mug.when someone or something is ridiculous and you don't feel like saying ridiculous because it just doesn't flow out of your face right. so you say the more phonic friendly synonym; redouglas. say it with me. redouglas. it feels good doesn't it? so nice.
"sometimes when I'm home alone I get naked and rub myself all over the furniture. It's pretty redouglas."
"that's pretty cool. hey look how redouglas that douglas fir tree looks."
"that's pretty cool. hey look how redouglas that douglas fir tree looks."
by Bradley Harris February 28, 2008
Get the redouglas mug.Being in a high energy drunken state in which you do ridiculous, spur of the moment things. This state is very desirable an often results in awesome, or funny stories.
Caution: Vomiting may occur
Caution: Vomiting may occur
1. LET'S GET REDRUNKULOUS!!!! YEAHHH!!!!!
2. Getting redrunkulous is soooo much better than getting shwastey .
2. Getting redrunkulous is soooo much better than getting shwastey .
by seahorsepanda July 24, 2010
Get the Redrunkulous mug.(for women), the act of slashing one's own hand and/or fingers with a broken mirror, old razor blade, box cutter or similar device, then using that hand to masturbate. The bloody fingers or cutting implement are used to "stab" into any erogenous zone. Similar to redrum slappy.
by suspicious package February 7, 2007
Get the redrum stabby mug.to drink and get hammered, then sober up. then start drinking again and get drunk all over again, all in the same night.
by shirleyloo November 16, 2009
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