by RedLobster November 21, 2016
When a man unwittingly contracts the STD crabs after having sexual relations with a menstrating woman (raggin').
You know how Bob isn't afraid of fucking chicks that are raggin'. Well, next morning... he woke up with the red lobster.
by Goon, Ed Dogg, & T-Wolf December 2, 2007
A household chain restaurant specializing in seafood dishes that will surely satiate the appetite of any hungry human who has the palate of a sewer rat.
We went on a date to Red Lobster Friday night and ate 3 baskets of cheddar biscuits and an appetizer of calamari.
by Fane Jonda February 2, 2021
When a young man is unable to find proper lubricant and opts to use non-standard items to do the job, thus causing a painful red flare (irritation) in either the vagina or anus. This phrase originates from #Demonoid.
"So I had no lube; I heard douche was made from alcohol and water so I took a little bit of alcohol and a lot of water. We used that but she wound up crying all night over her red lobster."
by dannofthursday September 11, 2006
by Billy The Fridge October 23, 2018
A commercial in with the food looks delicious, until you realize the restaurant the commercial is for always serves substandard food.
"That sure looks good!"
"Yeah why don't we go there?"
"Aww, it's at Denny's."
"Darn! Sucked in by the Red Lobster Effect again.
"Yeah why don't we go there?"
"Aww, it's at Denny's."
"Darn! Sucked in by the Red Lobster Effect again.
by TZer0 June 23, 2013
Greg works at red lobster messed up with his coworker because he couldn’t stop talking about his ex and cries every time his coworker tells him he doesn’t want to see him anymore
by Redlobatersadboy May 13, 2022