Rectile dysfunction

Constant state of needing a fat shit.

I have rectile dysfunction.

by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022

Resticle

A description of a male right testicle

Bro my resticle is itching

by Lola_Bunny_FFXIV December 30, 2022

repticle

When a person has some the same features of a reptile

My friend Dave looked some what repticle Wich kind of scared me

by Ben O'Reilly February 3, 2018

rectile

Much like a crosshair but can be locked onto a target.

My rectile locked onto the tail end of a black jet.

by Richard Crumpton July 27, 2004

ruticles

These always (almost) come in pairs. Another word for testicles. And by testicles I mean gajimbas.

Guy 1: Your mom is so fat...

Guy 2: (knees Guy 1 in ruticles)

Guy 1: Kill me.

by The Chuck February 15, 2006

tecticles

Spectacles for your testicles.

"Oi Dave!" says Pete-the-lege. "Have you seen my new tecticles?", as he unzips his fly. "Look, it lets the lady know you're classy".

"Pete your testicles look like a fucking librarian you tosser" Exclaims Dave.

by Bob-The-Lege Dylan May 6, 2016

Rectile

A rectangular tile.

Contractor: please pick out some rectiles and bring them to the job for installation.

Worker: Yes

by @minnesports September 7, 2016