organ recital

1) When someone complains about their health problems at length.

2) Music concert featuring an organ (musical instrument).

1) person-A: "I was looking forward to a good discussion, but they kept talking about their aches and pains and I couldn't get a word in edgewise."
person-B: "Ugh, another organ recital?"
person-A: "It totally was."

2) person-C: I'm in the mood for music.
person-D: I'm going out tonight to listen to an organ recital. Want to come with?
person-C: Sure, that sounds great.

by too-many-grouchy-people May 20, 2009

recite

to say a poem, piece of literature etc that you have learned, for people to listen to

I've been reciting poetry since i was three years old
recite means to say a poem

by mahmood.Kia November 3, 2013

rectitch

Short for rectal itch. The variety you get when you don't wipe your arse properly.

"That truck stop had no paper and now I've got a massive rectitch"

by Robert Crawford October 28, 2007

rectitus

when your optic nerve crosses with your rectal nerve and you get a shity out look on life.

when someone is always negative. then they have rectitus.

by slappyMcLoven September 27, 2013

rickity tuck

when you shit yourself in a restaurant or anything associated with having food you say the phrase “rickity tuck” meaning you have to get the fuck out of this place

Fred: Oh hi Mark how’s it going?
*Mark shits himself because he fucked Fred’s mom last night*
Mark:RICKITY TUCK
*Mark then gets the fuck out of the restaurant*

by Pazzaroney October 26, 2019

octave recital

another word for bitching or complaining

She gave her husband an octave recital of everything that went wrong during the day. Instead of she shrieked and yelled in a harsh and unpleasant tone of everything that went wrong during the day.

by voicesiren December 27, 2013

rickita

Someone kind harted, hilarious, crazy and weird. Usually found with all your friends laughing and having a great time because of your amazing hospitality and all the beer and chronic around. A fucking dirty kid. Gorgeous. Smart. One of a kind. Nimpho. Lesbo.

Did you see rickita moterboating that chick with the huge jugs. She's such a beaver hunter.

by Ricky Rae cocks October 23, 2013