rehab romance

When two junkies or alcoholics get together in rehab and have an "immediate deep connection and understanding of each other that nobody else has ever had with them". This often happens within days or weeks of entering rehab. They often take it beyond just rehab and go together after rehab. These relationships have approximately a 99% failure/relapse rate (of course we are the 1% says the two losers) and abuse, domestic violence and general disregard for others and their feelings is commonplace. Note that infidelity/cheating is common here as the rehabers have no regard for loved ones they have been with for years, who took care of them thru addiction and being abused by them and often paid large money and struggled to put them in rehab because they love them. They simply think of themselves and their loved ones are left shattered once again to pick up the pieces, again they don't care as long as they have their new boyfriend/girlfriend "once in a lifetime connection" and plenty of sex.

Rehab: Hi sir, I'm sorry to tell you that your wife has been kicked out of our rehab for getting caught having sex.
Husband: What!? No!! Please my heart is broken.
Rehab: I'm really sorry sir. She left with him today to go live with him and some other rehab grads.
Husband: (crying) Noooo! Can I at least get my money back I can barely pay bills?
Rehab: Sorry sir, she signed a contract and broke the rules. We tell them not to get involved with rehab romance as it is toxic but they rarely listen.
Husband: (gunshot) RIP... (Wife doesnt care enjoys sex with new addict boyfriend).

by NotAnAddict January 22, 2014

rehab-pology

Used by a celebrity and their PR flaks to excuse unseemly behavior/public embarrassment after ‘treatment’ at an expensive glorified spa for drug or alcohol misuse.

After treatment, Tiger Woods issued his rehab-pology relating to his Ambien and Vicodin use. Nike, Gatorade, AT&T, Buick and the PGA issued statements of support.

by GusII December 9, 2009

rebate mule

The person (usually a friend or family member) you have a rebate check sent to when you've already collected on that rebate yourself; often necessary for manufactuer's rebates on liquor, which are limited to one per household.

I already hit this $10 rebate for Canadian Club a month ago, so I'm gonna use Tom as my rebate mule for this new bottle.

by Lincoln Damage October 18, 2012

rebarbed

This means that someone or something is slow or r*tarded. Just like Nicki Minaj fans of course. This is not my word I got it from the Clitbeaters on ig.

Nicki Stan’s are so Rebarbed!

by PimpnTheseHoHoHo”s August 26, 2019

reabold

Sexy mother fucker that will fuck your

mayonnaise and put it back on your shelf at night. Also moans really loudly.

Reabold fucked my mayonnaise last night . And my cat.

by Beefness October 16, 2017

reaboo

Basically a weeaboo but they watch American created anime.

He watches RWBY and wishes he was in that world and was one the characters so he's a reaboo.

by cookiecool November 21, 2017

rebbl rob

One of the greatest soundcloud rappers HHS has ever seen. Dropped Rob's Plan and became a legendary meme. Frequently says "Aw" in his raps and became a catch phrase for all his raps.

Superthot: "Why did you create Rob's Plan Rebbl?"
Rebbl Rob: "Cuz its all a part of Rob's Plan bitch."

by daddysfumpa69 December 26, 2018