Realtor

A term used to describe a professional whom sells homes with raging alcoholism, possibly with a drug problem while surviving off of a diet consisting of dark liquor, cannabis, iced coffee, and nicotine.

He's on his 6th drink at brunch and its only 11:30am. He must be a damn good Realtor.

by Alexsellscharlotte May 5, 2019

realted

very similar in meaning to related but realted is in concern to realty.

spelling is realted to intelligence and intelligence matters for your uai

by Ameliaah May 20, 2008

Realer

To be bolder than life

I don't know how but that really was realer than life

by Trojanarium October 20, 2016

Realer

1. All the way "100" or closer to it.
2. More Dangerous or Traumatizing.

"You ain't gonn find nobody realer than me."

by Deadbud300 July 16, 2018

Realtor

An insult that can't be ignored.

When he learned that the victim called the killer a Realtor the judge ruled justifiable homicide.

by benth July 5, 2008

Realtorna

A person that is powered or made by dreams and can create any dream he wishes or asks for.

A place that is defined as a 'Dream world' that is full of anything you desire or wish for.

Person 1: What is that 'Dream world' you keep talking about.

Person 2: oh 'Realtorna'? That's a place where your wildest dreams come true.

by Realrorna March 6, 2021

realtorize

to take said home with character and whitewash and sterilize it to fit the realtor / investor re sale needs

The house once had beautiful hardwood floors and beautiful wood trim until it was realtorized.

by Bad Brass April 30, 2021