Reartard

Someone who is clearly a retard and also is a homosexual.

Fred: I'm thinking of throwing a party this weekend
Carl: Nice...but dont invite andy he's a right reartard
Fred: A what?....
Carl: A REARTARD?
Fred: Dont you mean retard?
Carl: well you know andy he's dating edward and he's failed every exam he's ever taken

Fred: Yeah.....oh i get it REARTARD, thats quite clever
Carl: indeed

by Hograt September 5, 2009

readtarded

When you've studied/read for so long that you can no longer processes a thought, effectively reducing yourself to a state of mental retardation.

I've been at the library for 6 hours and now I'm readtarded.

by Benjamin Peter April 12, 2008

Realtards

They are people that go to marist sion college Warragul that are retarded and have to do speacial shit

“Hey look it’s the realtards they are fucking dumbasses”

by Yourfreindlyneighbourhoodfrank March 18, 2019

realbardi.gang

Best cardi b fan page on tik tok and all of y’all are flopping

Chile why don’t u follow me on tik tok or Instagram CANCELED (realbardi.gang)

by realbardi.gang August 29, 2021

renaltard

like a retard but more of an arse

by pitbulluk August 5, 2003

reatardacal

Very, very, very, reatared

"your so reatardacal dude"!

by luna ai May 13, 2007

Readtard

BANNER:
There's simply no way to shield

against every weaponized agent.

But l can make

super-immune systems...

by strengthening

the human cellular response.

Banner, l know where you're going.

But manipulating the immune system

is dangerous and stupid.

The President's science advisors

made it absolutely clear.

No human subjects.

EDlTH:
David, l have wonderful news.

l'm gonna have a baby.

Edith groaning

Edith yelling

Dramatic instrumental music

Tense instrumental music

Baby crying

Soothing female vocals

Baby babbling

BANNER:
What's it gonna be? Look at that.

Want the dinosaur? Come on,

let's have a little fight. Come on.

You don't scare me.

Bruce growling

"You are a readtardddddddddd"

by cumpant May 22, 2020