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Microsoft rewards

A very racist rewards site. You can get more points based on which country you are. In America you can get a lot of points. In any other European country other than Germany you get shit
by CookedCat August 7, 2022
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Rewad

The use of more than one wad of toilet paper to clean a soiled sphincter.
"I just overheard a dude in the restroom rewad at least 7 or 8 times. I couldn't tell if he was polishing furniture or cleaning his poo clipper."
by Phondooky August 28, 2009
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Cocksucker's Reward

A Cocksucker's Reward is a mouthful of hot cum.
I suck dick because I like the Cocksucker's Reward!
by eda-skip March 16, 2022
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cocksucker's reward

A cocksucker's reward is a mouthful of hot cum.
I sucked his dick and he gave me a cocksucker's reward!
by USAF Cadet September 23, 2020
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Reward

Slang term for marijuana, in reference to a quote from Jafar, the sultan's royal vasier in the Walt Disney animated feature Aladdin.
"I haven't toked in at least a week. Care to join me in some reward?"

"You shall have your reward! Your eternal reward." ~ Jafar
by Chode Brain January 20, 2009
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Whore Reward

1. Most commonly these things are known as children.
2. After a whore has slept around, These parasites are developed inside a female slut for 9 months before being removed by a Whore Doctor.
3. The most hateful creatures on the planet.
4. An excuse for women not going to work, and an excuse for them to sit around the house all day doing nothing.
Carla: I don't know what to do with my life, I really want to earn a lot of money, but I really can't be bothered to get a job or do any work. What do you think I should do?
Jane: Are you serious? Why not go out and have sex with some guy and get yourself a "Whore Reward"? That will give you an excuse not to work, and you will get money thrown at you by the government, it's like the name says, you are being rewarded for being a whore.
Carla: Thats brilliant, it's almost as though the government understands that lazy woman need to be looked after just like all the other scum in society. Roll on child support cheques!
by Paul Fleming November 9, 2006
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Reward shit

When you've finally gotten everything out of the way and can reward yourself by going to the bathroom.
Ahhh, I've finally finished my essay.. Now for my reward shit.
by Hose A & Hose B June 12, 2011
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