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FLIRT - Forget Love I'd Rather Tease

FLIRT

FORGET
LOVE
I'D
RATHER
TEASE
After Ria was cought listening Rolltown by a guy who stole her breath, she broke his heart by showing her 'FLIRT - Forget Love I'd Rather Tease' Identification card...
by Rhoda C. December 9, 2008
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Dan Rathered

Take a damaging true story and preemptively leak it to a reporter with enough bogus details stirred in to discredit the reporter and the story itself.
I can't belive Robert Richer Dan Rathered me!
by smb1971 October 5, 2008
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Ratchery

1. Recklessness; Foolishness; Buffoonery
2. The noun form of the word ratchet
So Stevie J got Joseline pregnant and is trying to get with Mimi after forcing her to get an abortion. All that is just pure RATCHERY.
by TheSpecialK September 19, 2012
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Would you rather

A fun game where a person is giving two scenarious, usually humiliating, and is forced to choose one.
Hey budrick, would you rather have your parents walk in on you masturbating to their wedding photos or would you rather have the whole football team blow their load on your naked body in the locker room?
by Cee Dub December 21, 2003
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I'd rather snuggle with Shrek

If someone suggests you do something gross, ridiculous, or disgusting, your natural response would be to say you'd prefer to cuddle with a big green ogre.
Person 1: Hey you should go hook up with that chick.

Person 2: No, she's pretty gross. I'd rather snuggle with Shrek.
by Astrothegreat January 13, 2015
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I Would Rather

A phrasing technique originating in Palo Alto, California, which states an obscene preference to something the speaker wishes to avoid.
Chris: Hey, want to go to the unaccompanied sax concert? I hear the performer is pretty casj.

Julian: I would rather eat a sack of writhing gerbils than do that.
by Hombre3000 March 2, 2010
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I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
by 7humbs December 9, 2008
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