fasterbator

A masturbator who is going for speed.

A fasterbator went into an airplaine bathroom with a copy of Hustler. He came out 23 seconds later panting, sweat pouring down his face. He achieved a new record, and was scowled at by everyone as he walked back to his seat.

by pooploop00 June 17, 2013

Masterbatory

adj. Something which is great fun to do but is completely pointless or without useful purpose.

Person 1: "hey have you checked out that farming app on facebook?"

Person 2: "yeah, it's totally masterbatory!"

by tickletackle November 28, 2010

masterbatorium

The room in which a person's PC is kept.

I rang the doorbell three or four times, dude. What, were you in the masterbatorium?

by twajjo January 10, 2012

Gasterbator

Someone who likes to fart excessively while masterbating to enhance their pleasure. Usually someone who enjoys anal sex.

Manifold is a gasterbator. He eats lots of beans at least 1 hour beforehand.

by Jeff Gasshole Thompson March 12, 2009

Pasterbator

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

by Name Currently Unknown February 6, 2009

phone masterbator

A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.

I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

rosterbator

One who masturbates to rosters; an enthusiast of fantasy sports or professional sports in general; one who watches ESPN SportsCenter twice a day.

Jim: Hey Mark what's up?

Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.

Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!

Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.

by acelticsfan November 17, 2010