Rastafarianism

How this religion came to be: On the island of jamaica a bunch of christians came together around a camp fire. Not having any wood to burn they unknowingly threw massive amounts of weed aka(ganja, hemp, mary jane)into the flame. The high that followed lasted for days, and days and days. At this time period, there was a restaurant called Zion. Being that they had the munchies for a month, they ate massive amounts of food at Zion's. The favorite menu item was jahfries. However, massive constipation soon followed the ingestion of said item. The only cure for this type of constipation was to dig JahRoots up out of the ground. Thus, Rastafarians around the world love jah roots, and wish to get to Zion, where jahfries are abundant.

Me and my Rastafarian acquaintance are on our way to Zion. Brrrraaap!
Rastafarianism.

by JahRootsBrrraapp! April 27, 2009

rastafarian

A sect, originally Jamaican, whose tenets include revering former Ethiopian emperor Haile Selassie, one of whose titles was "Ras Tafari." Also rasta or rastaman.

Many reggae singers are rastafarians.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

Rastaman

He is half-human and half-zombie and he is running senator for the Philippines.
ays ays baby

A Rastaman is a man who is running for a Senate seat to oppose China’s influence in the region. He had already been in the news all over the world for a long time because of his goal to get to stand for elections and to get elected to the Senate.

by Bunnyyeon October 19, 2021

boss ass stoner rastafarian jamaican penguin.

A fucking self explanatory stuffed penguin that you get that the OC fair. ( only if you are a real one)

Damn , I thought you were joking. I didn't know you had a "Boss Ass Stoner Rastafarian Jamaican penguin."

by ☹️ August 30, 2017

rastafa

rastafa is one who believes in freedom of self. dreds, weed, reggae, and a chill outlook on life r wat a rastafa is all about. the only person a rastafa tries to please is himself, a rastafa doesnt care wat anyone else thinks about him.

Bob Marley was a rastafa

that rastafa over their sure is high as a kite, lets ask him if we can hit that spliff hes got then maybe after we can jam.

by herbina spleef December 27, 2008

rastafarianism

a made up term most likely by white rasta. RASTAFARI and rastafarianism are not the same, because rasta no deal wit ism and skism.

Lady: so what can you tell me about rastafarianism?
InI: what rastafarianism? ini nah deal wit rastafarianism, ini only deal with rastafari! Seen? Rasta no ism n skism, rasta jus rastafari.

by Ras Sampson October 16, 2005

rastafarianism

but controversial part of the movement's religious practice is the smoking of ganga, or marijuana, as a sacrament to achieve spiritual enlightenment. The physical appearance of Rastafarians is distinguished by uncombed, coiled hair known as dreadlocks, which symbolizes the mane of the Lion of Judah (one of Haile Selassie's titles), and the wearing of red, black, green, and gold. Most Rastafarians follow special diets and many are vegetarians.

Bob Marley was a rastafarian

by Craziness January 16, 2005