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Rastafaryan

Jim: "Those fucking Jews control the world, mon."
John: "Shut the fuck up, you Rastafaryan asshole."
by DSAp August 28, 2008
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rastafarian

A version of Ethiopian Christianity, popular among Jamaican blacks. The frequent smoking of Marijuana is supposedly a religious practice.
by Bob Marley March 30, 2003
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rastafarianism

What white people call the religious practice of Rastafarian. The term Rastafarianism is offensive to Rastafarians because they don't believe in saying -ism.
white guy: "The practice of Rastafarianism is interesting..."
by co co February 26, 2009
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Rastafarian Jews

A group of Rastsfarian Jews, its pretty self explanitory.

The Rastafarian Jews oath.

I pledge allegiance to the Rastafarian Jew

I will respect the rules of this amazing crew

I will not divulge any of its secrets

Nor will I act like Ryan Seacrest

I will respect the strict food policy at R.J. Parties

I will not, during any meeting, release any farties

My speach shall be slurred and clean at all times,

I will support our country and like the sound of wind chimes

I will promote peach wherever possible

I will not do drugs, even when plausible,

With this oath i do solemnly swear

That red, yellow, and green i will always wear

We're accepting members, but one of their names must start with a "j", "e", "w", or "s", and they will be refered to by that name for the rest of their membership, and it can't be a nickname, must be first middle or last
You know that Red, Green, and Yellow color combo? You imediately think Bob Marley. And you know what a Jew is. And that would be the Rastafarian Jews.
by Rastafarian E. August 8, 2011
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rastafarian

Translates literally as "knows nothing about shampoo, employment or hygiene."
That's one nappy-headed, unemployed, smelly rastafarian.
by zoomzoomr September 25, 2008
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Rastafarian Baptism

To douse one in dirty, old bong water.
John perfromed a rastafarian baptism on his passed out buddy
by Savvo Chinski March 24, 2008
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rastafarian

Another term for a homophobic religious man who uses the bible to become a foul hypocrite.
I an' I touch Jah but Jah nuh like the funnyman. I an' I nuh like rastafarian as ism an' schism nuh irie.
by ll opl August 17, 2008
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