crab rangoon

A senior citizen usually found in a temperate climate who spends massive amounts of time at the beach. Thus resulting in their overall appearance being altered so greatly by the sun in combination with age that they resemble a dark brown, deep fried, crab rangoon..

I was down at the beach on Monday and could hardly fine an open area to lounge. The whole place was taken up by a bunch of crab rangoons..

by sparkalicous February 25, 2008

Raccooned

When you get two black eyes simultaneously and you have the appearance of a raccoon.

Dude you got raccooned in that fight last night, or Did you see that guy he got raccooned.

by cdizzle24 May 29, 2009

Raccooned

After banging someone, pop them in the face twice, giving them two black eyes. The run away, kicking over their garbage as you leave.

Girl 1: That asshole punched me twice in the face last night night during coitious!
Girl 2: And look at the garbage! Oh no! You've been Raccooned!

by TinMan13a December 18, 2012

Rangoon Monsoon

The diarreal-downpour effect that results from overconsumption of low-quality Chinese food.

hey man, wanna go play some basketball?

No way brah, I just got back from the Golden Palace.... think I've got a Rangoon Monsoon brewing

by Gary Lopez November 14, 2014

rangoonie

A fun loving free spirit

That rangoonie don’t give a fuck!
Damn, that rangoonie is out on the dance floor gettin it!

by Zwright June 8, 2019

Rangoon

Rangoon (noun): A term used to describe a close-knit circle of friends or acquaintances who share a sense of humor and a positive outlook on life. Rangoons are often seen as quirky, witty, and fun-loving individuals who can lighten up any situation with their jokes and antics. Rangoons are loyal to each other and supportive of each other’s goals and dreams. The word rangoon is derived from the name of a city in Myanmar, which is known for its cultural diversity and vibrant nightlife

I miss my rangoons so much. They always brightened up my day with their hilarious stories and jokes. I can’t wait to see them again soon.

He is such a rangoon. He always knows how to make me laugh and he has the best sense of adventure and fun.

by FlatStanree May 8, 2023

Rangoon

A word often associated with trying to sound smart while people are half listening to you. Works best watching spectator sports.

Then some dick with ears put crab in front of it. See Crab Rangoon

Ah yes...well thats a Rangoon to remember! Hah! I daresay!

by Hanz Buttersworth October 20, 2004