Crab rangoon

Asian creampie

I don't care what anybody says I am not eating that crab rangoon

by Red Bain May 19, 2019

crab rangoon

Sexual intercourse.

I went out with Kelly last night and had me some of the crab rangoon.

by Aidan Mackeefer March 30, 2004

crab rangoon (the food)

Also called "cheese wonton", this thing slaps.

David: I just ordered crab rangoon (the food) for takeout.
Jeff: I approve of that.

by Willgamer July 8, 2021

Crab Rangoon

When an unhygienic man transmits pubic lice to a sexual partner by cumming inside them.

Turns out last night was a regrettable crab rangoon: I let a train-yard vagrant ejaculate inside me and now I contracted pubic lice!

by CawGobblinPriest February 25, 2021

Rangoon Combat Banana

A stealth weapon frequently used to make an unexpected attack at high speed. Difficult to deflect due to the curved nature of the weapon, such attacks are usually successful.

He gave her a quick helping of Rangoon Combat Banana from behind...

by Gronksucker October 30, 2023

Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day

December 18th, A National Bring Your wife a Crab Rangoon Day.

My husband brought me a gift for a “Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day”

by applejuice4678 December 18, 2024

Rangoon

Rangoon (noun): A term used to describe a close-knit circle of friends or acquaintances who share a sense of humor and a positive outlook on life. Rangoons are often seen as quirky, witty, and fun-loving individuals who can lighten up any situation with their jokes and antics. Rangoons are loyal to each other and supportive of each other’s goals and dreams. The word rangoon is derived from the name of a city in Myanmar, which is known for its cultural diversity and vibrant nightlife

I miss my rangoons so much. They always brightened up my day with their hilarious stories and jokes. I can’t wait to see them again soon.

He is such a rangoon. He always knows how to make me laugh and he has the best sense of adventure and fun.

by FlatStanree May 8, 2023