floor ramen

The absolute saddest a person can be, especially in regards to heartbreak, as defined by the act of sitting on the floor and crying while eating an entire pack of ramen. It is sadness on a level where you can't even make it through doing mundane activities like eating a meal without bursting into tears and sobbing uncontrollably.

"Jessica is sad today. I'm talking floor ramen. Someone should go check on her."

by HoodieRipper October 15, 2013

ramen guy

The strongest character in naruto. In fact he was going to be hokage but he graciously gave the position to naruto because he knew naruto wanted to be hokage.

That guy is so strong he must be a ramen guy

by RamenGuyIsBestGirl November 3, 2018

Ramen

The only thing between 500,000 Americans and utter starvation.

"Ramen is the shit. Obviously."

by Rie November 11, 2003

Ramen

food of the gods. consists of squiggly noodle brick and a packet of condensed flavor powder.

Moses: whatcha eating?
God: Ramen.

by mephisto June 3, 2003

ramenosis

batty man mentality originating from the consumption of ramen noodles

Boy1 : "That Rajesh boy getting a little too fruity, i think he gon left"
Boy2 : "He hadda suffering from ramenosis bredda"

by Amir lmao June 26, 2022

making ramen

It is a code term for masturbation, ususally used in College dorm rooms.

Me: Hey, im going to be right back, okay?
Friend: Are you going to be making ramen?
Me: Mayyyybbbeeee...

by AlfredoDaPig April 9, 2016

Ramen

Can be acquired in two convenient, and scrumptious, forms.

1) Cup O' Ramen.
2) Brick O' Ramen.

College students base their diets around beef, shrimp, chicken, and oriental flavored noodles.

There are better, tastier foods to purchase, such as hot pockets and bagel bites. But ramen saves money so you can buy more liquor, so who really gives a fuck.

Jess, a college student, has ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She's lucky that ramen exists, because if it didn't, she'd be crying from starvation and drinking no more tears shampoo.

by G|23G October 23, 2003