WHAT: A pointless event characterized by loud, slutty cheerleaders yelling at you to support your school's team, General insanity, a bunch of jocks acting like assholes yelling to you about how they'll kick the other team's ass when in the end they get their asses handed to them on a silver plate, loud and eardrum-rupturing techno/motivational music
WHEN: Scheduled by the principal or whenever your team has a game
WHY: Motivation(?), To be a complete waste of time
What to do in this situation: Skip/ditch the pep rally entirely, attend and fall asleep, ask to use the facilities and don't return, visit the Christian cult at the back of your school (yes, there's a Christian cult at the back of your school)
WHEN: Scheduled by the principal or whenever your team has a game
WHY: Motivation(?), To be a complete waste of time
What to do in this situation: Skip/ditch the pep rally entirely, attend and fall asleep, ask to use the facilities and don't return, visit the Christian cult at the back of your school (yes, there's a Christian cult at the back of your school)
Joe: Well fuck me with a yard stick! There's a goddamned pep rally today!!
Chris: WTF?! dude that sucks mega balls!
Joe: Wanna ditch and play Halo?
Chris: Is there a reason I would remain at this gay pep rally?
Joe: Good point :|
Chris: WTF?! dude that sucks mega balls!
Joe: Wanna ditch and play Halo?
Chris: Is there a reason I would remain at this gay pep rally?
Joe: Good point :|
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