RALF

One with a 50pence shaped head.

As in - Look at that ralf there - He has a head shaped like a 50 pence

by Boomsong January 14, 2008

Ralfeing

To extend the duration of a (video or board) game beyond normal human endurance by exploiting the rules to make and remake moves until your opponents die of boredom.

- How did your game of Quarrel go last night?

- We didn't actually get to finish. On the first turn SOMEONE started ralfeing and that was it for the next two hours.

by David McCain February 03, 2009

Ralfing

When one puking all over his dog, cat or chicken and forces the animal to eat it and that is the only food it gets until all of the puke had been eaten

jack was ralfing all over his cat and it died shortly after. Jack ralfed on his cat yesterday.

by Flappy flapper November 04, 2014

ralfe

A very selfconcious personality and has a small penis

Hes such a ralfe ,look at the size of his bulge

by Gabe da dog69 March 12, 2017

Ralf Hughes

the biggest fucking slavic meme dealing cunt that you will ever fucking know

Holy shit your on the level of Ralf Hughes, Fuck me mate

by yeetmaster69 October 26, 2019

ralf schwidlewski

The most amazing person ever addressed as the sexiest and funniest man alive.

Girl 1: "who is that"
Girl 2: "Ralf Schwidlewski"
Girl 1 and 2: "omg he's so hot"

by RalfCKS October 19, 2020

Dirty Ralf

Empty an entire 12oz Yuengling lager into an asshole then lift her above your head and chug it out of her ass. Then shove the bottle in it like a cork and yell “COYOTE BAIT”

Did you guys here Ridge broke his back trying to give a heffer a Dirty Ralf

by DaddyLongDong 69 March 13, 2020