Dirty Rafael

The distant cousin of Dirty Sanchez. When someone inserts their chin deep into the asshole of a willing participant and upon removal has a shit beard.

Scott: "Hey Joe, did you hear about Ali the other day?"
Joe: "No, what about him?"
Scott: "He gave this chick a mean Dirty Rafael."
Joe: "No way!!"
Scott: "Yeah, go and smell his new beard."

by brownbeard69 December 8, 2015

Rafamatician

A mathematician whose knowledge only covers the tennis statistics of Rafael Nadal.

The rafamatician calculated that Rafael Nadal needed to make the final of Madrid in order to overtake Novak Djokovic as world number 2, as Novak would lose 360 points in the annual rollover.

by Bassetgirl May 12, 2010

Monday Raff

Monday Raff describes the miserable mood one finds themselves in after a weekend of slinging your spaghetti about. All future plans will be cancelled, despite the cycle repeating when the flavour kicks in on Friday

Boys I'm not lashing this weekend i'm going to have a quiet one, I'm fed up of feeling like this. "Classic Monday Raff"

by Heavy Head May 27, 2020

Rafaela

she’s the prettiest girls in the world, she’s hot, cute, funny, just perfect she’s literally the most beautiful woman you will ever met.

all guys (and girls) want to date her because she’s SO DAMMN PRETTY
so you should date her

alex: man she’s hot asf

robert: of course man her name is Rafaela

by i’m that bitch 101 January 6, 2020

Raffability

It is a cross between liability and Rafferty:
Liability is something that is a hinderance or puts a group at a disadvantage or increases the possibility of an incident
Rafferty means to make a complete mess of any job to the extent that it is written off
The combination of the 2 adds much more emphasis and is used to describe the inevitable train crash of any task if there is a Raffability around.

I would use Pat on the job, but he's a compelte Raffability

by Big Matt 69 October 20, 2011

I Raff I Ruse

A common meme found on image boards such as 4chan. The term is usually depicted in a picture of an asian man with glasses stating "Wuts dat? I raff i ruse?" In Japanese, the "r's" and "l's" are interchangeable consonants when spoken. It is a play on a common meme "You laugh you lose" in a various image board to which 2 rules I shall not break. Most laugh you lose threads link to a youtube video of something utterly retarded.

Anonymous: ITT: You laugh you lose.

Anonyfag: Fuck, i lost...

Anonyfag 2: Wuts dat? I raff i ruse?

by Viralklasm May 19, 2009

Raffaele

has the biggest Penis in the universe

Raffaele is a god in bed

by Kenny of Suchness March 19, 2019