quif

to complain incessently

Bob: I don't wanna go
Tod: Quit your quifing shitface

by zetsumei naisho March 09, 2005

quif

when air is expelled from a womans fanny

oh u bitch u quifed

by bette midler September 30, 2003

quif

a ginormous delicious muffin

chelsea buttered a blueberry quif and ate it for breakfast

by quifilicious June 02, 2005

quif

taub

you smell like lindas queeif

by gary October 30, 2003

Quif Nugget

when a girl tries to quif but actually poops nuggets

I like it when she quifs air in my face but last night quif nuggets fell into my mouth.

by Quifster February 28, 2011

Quif Qwaf

The double sounded effect that a pussy makes after a long round of doggie style
sex.

Man, last night my girl ripped a double
Quif Qwaf when I made her change positons.
"What a mood killer"

by Street Whiz April 05, 2009

quif bubble

When a woman gets so wet during sex that it causes a movement of air inside her...then creating a bubble to float out. Usually combined with a noise referred to as a "p*ssy fart".

You wouldn't believe what happened yesterday! I was nailing her so hard that a quif bubble floated out of her honey hole!

by d-rob all the time December 31, 2009