queff

A bare ass fart on wood

Joey laughed to himself when he queffed on his grandfathers work bench.

by shwave dave May 4, 2010

queff

when a girl is having sex and farts out of her cunt

i was having sex last nihgt and she queffed all over me

by Brandon February 21, 2005

Quelf

1.) the past tense of a quief (vaginal flatulence)

2.) the evolve form of the quief

1.) eww the last girl in the dressing room totally quelfed I can smell that stank pussy from register.

2.) "quief I choose you" yells ash..... (Many random battles with wild Pokemon later) "look quief is evolving into a quelf!" Misty observes

by Aaron Rai April 20, 2014

Queff

a pussy fart

your such a queff

by thiick November 11, 2010

jizz queffer

A real slut. The chick who fucks everyone secertly. She doesn't like train, she thinks she's classy BC she gives her puss a Mexican shower after each bang.typically bangs 4 dudes a night n all of them are in love with her is a true jizz queffer

Adj. Tonya is a total jizz queffer she fucked half Of the frat last night. N. That jizz queffer went n fucked my 6 brothers last night.

by Chazmowro January 3, 2017

queff

a vagina fart for woman

omfg Becca I just queffed in front of brandon

by grimlen0801 October 14, 2018

queff

when a girl lays on my bed and farts with her pussy

she queffed on my bed it was so sexy

by psychopathic...pat January 27, 2010