ETHELBERT QUELCHER

A COMMON PRACTICE IN THE COMMUNITY OF ETHELBERT,
AN ETHELBERT QUELCHER LIKES TO SUCK THE SEMEN OUT
OF YOUNG MENS CINNAMON HOLES SHORTLY AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN BONED UP THE ASS.

SHORTLY AFTER DOING THE YOUNG MAN UP THE ASS, ROB GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND GAVE THE LAD A
ETHELBERT QUELCHER.HE JUST LOVES DRINKING PECKER

SNOT.

by CATCHER14526 December 31, 2011

quelch

a vaginal belch
queef+belch= quelch

As the girl ran by him, he heard an explosive quelch.

by Your Fuqqin Boy May 3, 2009

quelch

n/v to fart or pass flachalence

(n)
Wow, I never want to be in the car with JackRat when he fishbowls his quelches! Stuff makes me gag...
(v)

Sometimes when I quelch whilst sitting with my legs closed, the air bubbles pop thru my thighs...its actually a little humorous.

by laxdallmus4 August 4, 2010

quelching

An act of desparation. In Europe, during the great famines of the middle ages starving individuals would steel the bodies of the recently deceiced. They would hang them upside down over a pot and quelch (form of squeezing) out the half digested reminants of their last meal for their own ingestion.

Im starving, lets go and find a body to quelch.

by dunno August 20, 2003

Quelching

To do a Chinese firedrill and hump everyone as you pass

We totally were quelching at the stoplight last night.

by Geartay April 18, 2011

quelch

a queef that sounds like a burp

(generic femal name ), did an alarming quelch

by the fuzzy ewok January 22, 2015

quelch

the imprints and/or the marks you get in your skin when you sit on something for too long

after sitting in the grass for an hour i had QUELCH marks all over.

by sandy handjob March 21, 2004