queef

1. The sound made when air exits the vagina forcibly enough to be audible.
2. A very brief sound of unknown origin emitted by a sound system, a cell phone, computer speakers, or some other source of artificial sound.

1. Her vagina let go a little queef after intercourse.
2. My cell phone just queefed--what were you saying?

by the other theo July 01, 2004

queef

n. A pussy fart, often occuring just after the penis is withdrawn from the vagina though sometimes also during insertion, more prevalent with large penises. Caused by air being expelled from the vaginal canal and leading to oscillation of the labia.

She queefed just after I banged her, and we both had a good laugh.

by pornoforpyros August 04, 2006

queef

a vaginal air expulsion in an audible fashion, as often heard during sex

she queefed when i was eating her out, but i thanked her for the breath of fresh air

by EC August 07, 2003

queef

a pussy fart, usually done during sexual intercourse. it can be done without sex though.

Dude, in class today i think emily had a giant queef!

by vdub May 03, 2006

queef

It's when a pussy farts.

Randy passed by me in the hallway and he knocked my books out of my hands. I got really mad at him. So after school, I duct taped him to the lockers and queefed over his mouth, five times.

by [e-mail] June 23, 2011

queef

a vagina fart; a (deep) sound produced either when air is forced out of a wet vagina by the insertion of an erected penis, or when the excess of air is released from a wet vagina immediately after an erected penis retreats from such moist vacuum.

there is no better music than mavis' melodic queefs.

by queefoverbeef June 17, 2009

queef

an expulsion of air from the vagina after copulation, an instance of vaginal flatulence

There are ways to prevent an unwanted queef today.

by Light Joker August 24, 2007