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Quarancut

Cutting your own hair. Especially necessary when people are quarantined while barber shops and salons are closed for an extended period of time.
My friends are impressed with my quarancut skills as we all wait out these times staying at home due to the pandemic.
by RayRayBeLove2020 May 8, 2020
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Quamar

Quamar is the most renegade human you will ever meet. The real definition of his name is moon, but he won’t moon you because he is so polite. He will probably be the same height as you but looks taller because of his hair. Quamars always have a deep appreciation for tractors wherever they may be. They always keep a conversation going with their conspiracy theories that intrigue everyone even if you don’t completely understand. Quamars are fun, out going, and love watches.
Mom: Quamar is such a nice boy you should be more like him.

Child: But Quamar hangs out with girls, grodee.
by Kwin March 13, 2020
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Quamangulous

Absolutely rambunctious, crazy, or silly. Something so scandalous, it’s almost unbelievable.
Brendan was being a bit silly, but Gerald was straight up quamangulous at the party.
by cSap. February 7, 2023
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the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010
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Quagmegium

QM² is the symbol for Quagmegium: "The strongest compound on Earth, nothing can separate it. It has an atomic weight of awesome."
Example:
Glenn Quagmire: "QM²...has an atomic weight of awesome."
Meg Griffin: "Aww you're such a Cutie-Petudie!"

QM² is the symbol for Quagmegium: "The strongest compound on Earth, nothing can separate it. It has an atomic weight of awesome."
by Snoopy's Dog House October 12, 2021
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Dirty Quam

The Dirty Quam is when you are massaging a penis so hard that it breaks, or becomes wounded. After a penis encounters a Dirty Quam, it should be immediately wrapped and protected from other Dirty Quaminators.
"Last night my boyfriend was pissing me off, so I gave him the Dirty Quam"

"I can't believe he waited 4 months to tell me I Dirty Quamed him"

"I was really drunk when we started to get it on, so I probably gave him a Dirty Quam"
by kskeezy May 4, 2009
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Quim Quam

A vacuum of the future that is able to level mountains and hills. It is the size of a normal sized vacuum and runs on solar energy.
I leveled a mountain on Mars using my Quim Quam yesterday. Now we have a nice flat and open area to colonize on.
by SpanisFark March 3, 2019
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