quaff 

1. male version of a queef

2. a queef except from a penis, not a vagina.

he sighed with relief as he let out a hugeeeee quaff.

quaff by sexyb!tch April 24, 2011

quaff 

to take/cop/steal/obtain something in large quantity

All I wanna do is quaff treats all day

quaff by Bobby DeG April 22, 2009

Quaff 

Jewish, dick sucking, asshole, Greek, whom never answers their phone, and is an incompetent douche. Also a person with a tendency to make your life shittier.

You fucking quaff!

Quaff by michaelhunterrr July 10, 2012

Quaff 

Pronounced (kwoff) - A kweef that is done by a somewhat manly lady. Perhaps a gym teacher, or your Aunt Ron.

When Ms. Manner, our P.E teacher got up from the benches we heard a large quaff rumble from her frontal low.

Quaff by Leanna Burns January 6, 2009

quaff 

the action of gas escaping through your pee hole also known as a fart from the shaft

sick dude that quaff smells like animal ass

quaff by neez/roddie September 2, 2004

quaff 

A euphemism for an erection.

When I awoke this morning, I had a raging quaff

quaff by jhandles95 November 17, 2014

quaff 

a form of fart caused by a vacum created in the vagina during sexual intercourse,

sally let out a huge quaff last night

quaff by this fatguy May 26, 2006